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  • londonpenguin

    British for a Day

    If you could be any British person (historical, contemporary or even fictional, if you like) for just one day, who would you be?

    You would have the advantage of being able to remember your experiences as this person -- including any pain and suffering -- when you return to your normal self.

    I would like to be .... Well, now that I've asked the question, I'm not sure who I'd like to be! I'll have to cogitate for a bit. (Though if it were a fictional person, I'll go with Mary Poppins.)
    londonpenguin started this discussion 3 months ago.

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  • Tinky

    Tinky 

    Maybe Byron. Or Prince William.
    posted 3 months ago.
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    • littlemom25

      littlemom25 

      Would you really like to be Prince William? I'd end up spending my whole day in front of the mirror.
      posted 2 months ago.
    • Tinky

      Tinky 

      No, I'd go on a debauch that would set Rupert Murdoch's head spinning.
      posted 2 months ago.
    • littlemom25

      littlemom25 

      I don't doubt that you would light London on fire.
      posted 2 months ago.
    • Tinky

      Tinky 

      The monarchy would be severely hobbled. Guillotines would be set up in front of Buck House.
      posted 2 months ago.
  • Cubachik

    Cubachik 

    Great question, Chloe!!

    Hmmm - my first gut answer is the actress Kristin Scott Thomas - am I butchering her name? I find her talented and chic, (I suppose living in Paris helps) contemporary yet classic.

    Maybe Lady Antonia Fraser; such a brilliant writer and a handsome woman who has aged well indeed. Beauty and brains. I have her book "The Weaker Vessel - Women's Lot in 17th Century England" sitting here begging to be read...

    I can't pick my beloved Audrey because, strictly speaking, I believe she was born in Belgium (isn't that right - or was it to British parents as an expat? If so, then of course, her too!!!)
    posted 3 months ago.
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    • Tinky

      Tinky (edited)

      Yes, I think she was a Belgie. Antonia Fraser is married to Harold Pinter, who is reputed to possess an unusually large endowment (I remember a legendary quip that if Pinter attended a costume party, he could go as a fire hose), so I'm sure you'd come away with some wistful memories.
      posted 3 months ago.
    • Cubachik

      Cubachik (edited)

      (fans self) Heavens. Beauty and brains - and limping....
      posted 3 months ago.
  • Ken H

    Ken H 

    Interesting question. I think for a living Brit I'd choose Daniel Craig. Why? Um, so I can look like he does in a light blue swimsuit! For a deceased Brit, Oscar Wilde. I would love to live a day in his shoes, never a dull moment I'm sure!
    posted 3 months ago.
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    • Cubachik

      Cubachik 

      Good choices, Quentin! Do pick a day when Oscar wasn't incarcerated, poor man.
      posted 3 months ago.
    • Tinky

      Tinky 

      I thought about Wilde, too, but worried that with my luck I'd show up on a prison day.
      posted 3 months ago.
    • Ken H

      Ken H 

      Very true! A prison would be oh-so not fun. A day as Wilde roaming around London, perhaps writing, then a lovely party...that kind of day would be smashing.
      posted 3 months ago.
  • londonpenguin

    londonpenguin 

    Having thought far too briefly about it, I think I would like to be one of Henry VIII's queens. Probably Anne Boleyn or Catherine Howard, though I haven't decided whether it would be more interesting to be, say, Anne when Henry was still madly in love with her and trying to impress her at every turn, or on her last day alive.

    On the other hand, it might be fun (not really the right word, but am feeling lazy) to be Jack the Ripper for a day. Not, perhaps, on one of his murderous days, but on an ordinary day ... just so I'd know his true identity!
    posted 3 months ago.
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    • Tinky

      Tinky (edited)

      You have a thing for murderers, do you, Chloe? I'm noting that information in my diary.
      posted 3 months ago.
    • londonpenguin

      londonpenguin 

      [glances coyly at Tinky; laughs quietly] Mwaahahahahah!
      posted 3 months ago.
  • atleast

    atleast 

    I was thinking it would be rather nice to be Lucy Honeychurch. She does live a lovely life and several men are interested in her and then those trips to Italy...but I would not want to be Andrew Davies' Lucy Honeychurch, returning to Florence without George Emerson (that was despicable), just Forster's Lucy, perhaps a bit peevish after playing Beethoven.
    posted 3 months ago.
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    • Tinky

      Tinky 

      It might be nice to be Eleanor Lavish, too. She seems to enjoy her life. She and Aunt Dido might get along nicely.
      posted 3 months ago.
    • Ballroom_Pink

      Ballroom_Pink 

      Miss Eleanor Lavish would be a hoot, so would peevish Lucy Honeychurch. If I picked anyone of the clergy it would Mr. Beebe, but Mr. Emerson (the elder) tops them all.
      I've always felt a kinship with Virginia Woolf (a little depressing thought, I know).

      Emma Thompson for a celebrity! Or Anna Friel.

      Hmm ... I'll have to ponder this for a while.
      posted 3 months ago.
    • mollymorris

      mollymorris 

      Ha....Eleanor Lavish - smelling the "true Florentine smell" in the street...
      posted 3 months ago.
  • Clarity

    Clarity 

    Oscar Wilde was my first thought. But then I thought, with my luck I'll show up when he's the bottom.

    Richard the Third is an option. Wouldn't it be interesting to know what really was going on in that head.

    I would really have to make a list.

    Off the top of my head:

    Edward VII
    Kingsley Amis
    Elizabeth I
    Newton
    An anonymous peasant in the middle ages
    A wandering Saxon bard (or is that too long ago?)
    posted 3 months ago.
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    • Tinky

      Tinky 

      My dear Duchess! A peasant? In The Middle Ages?? How awful it sounds. I think, if I must be transported back to that time, I'd have to be Pope.
      posted 3 months ago.
    • Clarity

      Clarity 

      Well, it would be for one day only. Nowadays we must be broadminded. Or pretend to be...
      posted 3 months ago.
  • Kate MacDonald

    Kate MacDonald 

    Helen Mirren - the ultimate elderbabe! Oh yes, and a mighty fine actor she is too. But could I be her when I go to my high school reunion?

    I'd also like to be Shakespeare and write like that for just a day.
    posted 3 months ago.
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    • Hermione ff-ff

      Hermione ff-ff 

      How about Nell Gwynn ?

      Anne Boleyn in her heyday; she was so beautiful.

      Noel Coward-of course ! Of course ! But which day ??? Can I go back and BE him ?

      In fiction-what fun to be William ('Just William') for a day.

      Which Pope would Tinky be ? Nicholas Breakspeare or Adrian IV ? (smirks at own cleverness, which was actually just prompted from the kitchen.)

      The Wife of Bath-she is such fun...

      posted 3 months ago.
    • Tinky

      Tinky 

      Yes, Lady M - I did think about Noel Coward. I have no idea which Pope I'd be in the Middle Ages - the one with the pretty hat, I suppose.

      Nice to hear from you.
      posted 3 months ago.
    • Clarity

      Clarity (edited)

      Tinky, you would have no choice in Popes, there having been only one English dude in that capacity.
      posted 3 months ago.
    • Tinky

      Tinky 

      Really? Should have thought of that. Who was he, Pope Nigel? Well, if he pans out as someone unpleasant, I'd definitely have to be a king. Maybe Edward II, but not on hot red poker day.
      posted 3 months ago.
    • Clarity

      Clarity 

      Yeah, Adrian IV in the 12th century. He made Ireland a feudal property of Henry II, thus unwittingly laying the foundations to the "Irish question".
      posted 3 months ago.
  • mollymorris

    mollymorris 

    I'd like to be Queen Mary....NOW...and be able to take out my fan and smack some of the younger royals around a bit. (Just to scare them.)
    That's just my gut reaction - I may think of someone else...
    posted 3 months ago.
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    • Tinky

      Tinky 

      I see your wish has been granted!
      posted 3 months ago.
    • Cubachik

      Cubachik 

      Helen Mirren, now there's a thought - I just saw a photo of her taken very recently in a bikini - wowzah - she is a true Poster Child for Dr. Serge's monkey glands!

      posted 3 months ago.
    • Tinky

      Tinky 

      Oh, yes, didn't I tell you? She's one of his biggest clients.
      posted 3 months ago.
    • mollymorris

      mollymorris 

      Ah yes....."We" are very lucky that way. Excuse me....I see someone I must swat a bit - not enough to leave a mark, mind you.....
      posted 3 months ago.
  • dickensfan

    dickensfan 

    I love this question! However, I can't stop at just one person. Here are some of my picks:

    Ellen Ternan (Dickens's mistress. I'd love to find out about the true nature of their relationship)

    Anne of Cleves (Henry VIII's fourth wife, she actually made out pretty well. She got a castle, a pension, and the right to be thought of as the King's "sister")

    Florence Nightingale (A real uppity woman. One of my heroines)

    Emily Bronte (She's such a riddle!)
    posted 3 months ago.
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    • Tinky

      Tinky (edited)

      Ellen Ternan! I see. You want to know him in the Dickensian sense. You might have to know him in the Biblical sense as well before the day is through, my dear. Is that a sacrifice you're willing to make in the cause of knowledge?
      posted 3 months ago.
    • londonpenguin

      londonpenguin 

      I thought of Anne of Cleves as well. She only had to put up with Henry for a short time (granted, probably quite a frightening time) and then ended up with a remarkable amount of freedom for a woman of the time. Plus, by all the accounts I've read, she was well-loved by the English people.
      posted 3 months ago.
    • dickensfan

      dickensfan 

      Um, no. I'm more curious about what she was like.

      Mercy.
      posted 3 months ago.
    • Frabjous Day

      Frabjous Day 

      Well Lady Dixie, I hope you don't turn into Emily Bronte the day she was bitten by a mad dog and cauterised her own wound.
      posted 3 months ago.
    • dickensfan

      dickensfan 

      Me too, especially since I'm not fond of the dogs.
      posted 3 months ago.
  • Spinner

    Spinner 

    As charming as the idea is- I couldn't handle the Tudor years- or anything prior. Really, nothing earlier than the late Hanoverians. Maybe even Saxe-Coberg and Gothas...
    HM Q. Victoria's ghille John Brown or perhaps Disraeli
    Earl Mountbatten got to play a lot of roles in his life too...
    I wish I were more adventurous. I shall put that on the list for today.
    posted 3 months ago.
  • Sir Henry (James F)

    Sir Henry (James F) 

    Fictional: Harry Flashman for the glory (and the girls)
    Captain Hastings, to watch those "little gray cells" at work

    Historical: Lord Horatio Nelson, also for the glory (though fleeting)
    C.H. Spurgeon, the "Prince of Preachers", for his faith
    posted 3 months ago.
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    • Tinky

      Tinky 

      Now who on earth is Harry Flashman, Sir Henry? Fill me in. Captain Hastings I know, and of course we all know of Lord Nelson. I'm not familiar with Rev. Spurgeon, but perhaps you should make the acquaintance of the Rt. Rev. Isaiah Sturgeon here in our little village. He is the rector of St. Indigetsia's Church, and a very pious fellow.
      posted 3 months ago.
    • Sir Henry (James F)

      Sir Henry (James F) 

      Flashy's quite the 19th century hero, though he would surely avoid his many military escapades if doing so would not do harm to his reputation. Here is a short list of his honors:
      Flashman, Harry Paget. Brigadier-general, V.C., K.C.B., K.C.I.E.; Chevalier, Legion of Honour; Order of Maria Theresa, Austria; Order of the Elephant, Denmark (temporary); U.S. Medal of honor; San Serafino Order of purity and truth, 4th Class;...
      His papers are recorded by George MacDonald Fraser.
      posted 3 months ago.
    • Tinky

      Tinky 

      Order of the Elephant! That sounds imposing, doesn't it!
      posted 3 months ago.
    • mollymorris

      mollymorris 

      Oh yeah...looking at those photos, that wouldn't be half bad. :-)
      posted 3 months ago.
  • Aimeesue

    Aimeesue 

    Fictional: Dr. Watson, of course, to spy on Sherlock.

    Historical: Mary, Queen of Scots (sort of a stretch, but allowable under Booker prize rules, I think)

    Modern day : Hugh Grant or Colin Firth. Then I would spend all day kissing myself in mirrors.
    posted 3 months ago.
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    • Tinky

      Tinky 

      As do they, my dear.

      Why Mary? She didn't lead such a nice life - I'm curious.
      posted 3 months ago.
    • Aimeesue

      Aimeesue 

      Well, I do so like to be in the middle of things, and Mary certainly was that, if nothing else. Plus, she was beautiful and kind,was involved in political intrigues the like of which i can only imagine, and she had backup singers, The Four Maries.

      Plus, DH is part Scots, and I admit that being around handsome men in kilts is something I would not frown upon.
      posted 3 months ago.
    • Tinky

      Tinky 

      Was she kind? I thought she was always plotting to kill her cousin Elizabeth, and I must admit I'm quite partial to Elizabeth.
      posted 3 months ago.
    • Aimeesue

      Aimeesue 

      Oh, I'm sure it wasn't personal, all that plotting business. Just, you know, empire consolidation.
      posted 3 months ago.
    • dickensfan

      dickensfan 

      I'd go double for being Hugh Grant for a day. (swoon)
      posted 3 months ago.
    • Tinky

      Tinky (edited)

      After seeing Sunday's NY Times magazine photo shoot, I would like to be Matthew Goode's girlfriend, please.

      http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/27/magazine/27Style-t.html?ref=magazine
      posted 3 months ago.
    • Aimeesue

      Aimeesue 

      Mmmmm, that's an excellent shock of hair he's got going there.
      posted 3 months ago.
  • Frabjous Day

    Frabjous Day 

    Bernard Shaw on one of the days he was writing Pygmalion.
    Or Roald Dahl.
    posted 3 months ago.
  • mjacobs

    mjacobs 

    Joanna Lumley - preferably when she was young and starring in The New Avengers (those legs!!) but later in life and doing an episode of Ab FAb would be OK too.
    posted 3 months ago.
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    • londonpenguin

      londonpenguin 

      Oo, it might actually be fun to be "Patsy" for a day!
      posted 3 months ago.
  • Becky

    Becky 

    Fictional - Doctor Who. I don't know if he's officially British but he hangs out there a lot & sounds British :0)

    Real - Whomever is dating David Tennant at the time. Yummy!
    posted 3 months ago.
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    • mjacobs

      mjacobs 

      Yummy indeed! Who needs Colin Firth when there's a Tennant about...
      Did you see him in Blackpool? I thought that a beautiful series.
      posted 3 months ago.
    • Becky

      Becky 

      No I haven't seen him in anything aside from Doctor Who. I've just recently become a fan. I'm going to check out Blackpool & Constantine, too. Can't wait.
      posted 3 months ago.
    • Becky

      Becky 

      For Tinky - I will keep Doctor Who as my fictional choice because being able to travel through space & time would be an amazing 24hours - plus I could cheat time to make it last forever.

      Non-fiction I would probably choose Helena Bonham-Carter. She is beautiful, rich and famous. I would love to feel that for a day - the sky's the limit. Of course I would choose a day when she's in London living large in the big city. I would go through her contacts and invite everyone over for a huge party. Spend the day shopping, primping and spend the evening with the hob-nobs of British society...including David Tennant :0)
      posted 3 months ago.
    • Tinky

      Tinky 

      Yes, but you'd have to sleep with Tim Burton. I'm afraid that would give me pause.
      posted 3 months ago.
    • Becky

      Becky 

      After a big party that ends in the early hours of the morning? There are ways - I'll leave the dirty work to Helena when she gets back.
      posted 3 months ago.
    • Ballroom_Pink

      Ballroom_Pink 

      I'm not even a big Doctor Who fan, but I've thought David Tennant was dreamy ever since I saw Blackpool. Him singing "Cupid" is just divine!
      posted 2 months ago.
  • jill_elvish

    jill_elvish 

    Anne-Marie Duff. And I get a day AND a night.
    posted 3 months ago.
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    • Ballroom_Pink

      Ballroom_Pink 

      James McAvoy's wife, right? If so, I saw her The Magdalene Sisters a year ago and it frightened me like no other movie I have seen before.
      posted 3 months ago.
    • Tinky

      Tinky 

      This is turning into "British Lay for a Day."
      posted 3 months ago.
    • jill_elvish

      jill_elvish 

      Bingo, Lady Ogilvy-Milner. And Sir Tinky, whatever else did you expect?
      posted 3 months ago.
    • Tinky

      Tinky 

      Well, Nurse Carrion-Fowles has paved the way for you. She's told him Anne-Marie has run off with Clive Owen. He's in complete despair and half-delirious on tittlebat broth.
      posted 3 months ago.
    • jill_elvish

      jill_elvish 

      I'll soon set him to rights; don't fret. He's lovingly ensconced in the Teal Room, much to the curiosity of the Reverends and Gerald. I may need to ask Heeves for a bot. of something magically restorative from your auntie's wine cellar. Heeves finds Jamesie most diverting, and put a few quid on him to win an Oscar by 30. Your only worry will be, that I'll sit by his bedside night and day, listening to that lilting burr, and your schedule will be all at sixes and sevens.
      posted 3 months ago.
    • Tinky

      Tinky 

      Well, I read an article by Plum Hawkins the other day that, until his injury at the party, he was in the midst of filming a movie about Leo Tolstoy (Christopher Plummer) in which he has a supporting role. Next stop - The Hobbit? He'd better make sure he secures his Oscar in the Tolstoy project! I don't think furry-footed performances tend to excite Oscar's interest. Maybe you can give him some career counselling - you certainly know how to rise to the top at lightning speed, my dear.
      posted 3 months ago.
  • Kaisha J

    Kaisha J 

    Sorry to have been gone so long, between illness, vacation and the computer being in the shop I just haven’t been a dutiful Anglophile. Please forgive me.

    British for a day….I’d be Vita Sackville-West. Talented, rich, lived in the country, got to sleep with Virginia Woolf.
    Or Anne Damer. Talented, rich, lived in the country, got to sleep with…wait I am detecting a pattern here.
    posted 3 months ago.
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    • Tinky

      Tinky (edited)

      Welcome back, Miss Kenton! I confess the idea of sleeping with Virginia Woolf doesn't hold much allure for me, but if it were in my power to wave my wand and make your dreams come true, believe me, I would do so. I might, however, commend you to Mrs. Danvers if your curiosity gets the better of you. I believe she sleeps with Virginia Woolf every night -- my copy of "Orlando" has been missing for weeks.
      posted 3 months ago.
    • Frabjous Day

      Frabjous Day 

      Ha! And that woman says she has "no time to read books"! Didn't I tell you she was secretly a writer, Miss Kenton? Didn't I?
      posted 3 months ago.
    • Kaisha J

      Kaisha J 

      You did indeed, I believe I saw Mrs. Danvers leaving what I happen to know to be a publishing house of books of ill-repute just the other day.
      posted 3 months ago.
    • Tinky

      Tinky 

      A publishing house! Don't tell me the infernal woman has written a book. (buzzes intercom frantically) Dame Maggie!!
      posted 3 months ago.
    • Hermione ff-ff

      Hermione ff-ff 

      How about Charlotte or Anne Bronte the day they announced that they were the Bells ?

      I'd love to be Gertrude Lawrence on the first night of Private Lives.

      Or Queen Victoria when she was young, like when she came down in her nightie and they knelt and told her she was the Queen-and her first official act was to get her own bedroom at last.

      Oscar Wilde on the first night of The Importance...I still kick myself for not knocking on his door & asking if Mr Brown lived there; at least I'd have seen the hall that all those famous people walked through.

      I'd also love to be the heroine of "Dear' by Evelyn Whitaker-has anyone read this ???
      posted 2 months ago.
    • Tinky

      Tinky 

      I sense you're in need of a standing ovation, dear Lady Henry!
      posted 2 months ago.
    • Ballroom_Pink

      Ballroom_Pink 

      Gertrude Lawrence. Excellent choice.
      posted 2 months ago.
  • littlemom25

    littlemom25 

    I would love to be Queen for a day. Modern, because I do like a beautiful loo and of course I would declare a Holiday and fly somewhere exotic to be waited upon by many servants.
    posted 2 months ago.
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    • Tinky

      Tinky 

      Yes, it must be nice to always have a fresh toilet seat.
      posted 2 months ago.
    • Hermione ff-ff

      Hermione ff-ff 

      A psychologist would have a field day here.

      The current queen is about 80, so I wouldn't want to be her. Anne Boleyn in the early days would be fun, though. Being Queenie now would be wonderful if one were the Queen oneself & didn't have to be her, if you see what I mean. As long as Prince Philip didn't ruin one's day as Queen by leaping out at this young and beautiful creature (I speak for all of us here,especially Tinky)) who had miraculously replaced his wife.

      I'd like to be Shakespeare's Dark Lady so I'd know who she was and could sell this information for vast sums of money.

      Or the subject of John Donne's To His Mistris Going To Bed . I love that poem & the way that he's like a child seeing the most marvellous present being unwrapped !

      Or the Duchess of Towers in Peter Ibbetson...

      posted 2 months ago.
  • helenjoy

    helenjoy 

    Oh to be Emma Peel and have adventures! I'd do my best to do justice to the catsuit.
    posted 2 months ago.
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    • Tinky

      Tinky 

      (looking at your avatar) I'm sure you would!
      posted 2 months ago.
  • Verna A

    Verna A 

    My shallow answer would be a sloane ranger friend of Lady Di's in the early 80's. I'd love to ring up my friends at their flats and over lunch at San Lorenzo, we can plan our weekends in the country. No blood sports of course, maybe we'd sit around a lovely fire and write a horror novel or two. Do they even have sloane rangers anymore? I miss them.
    posted 2 months ago.
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    • Tinky

      Tinky (edited)

      Oh, yes, they're still about, Portia- they've all moved to Notting Hill and call themselves "Boho Sloanes" and that sort of thing. I was always more of a Young Fogey sort myself.
      posted 2 months ago.
    • Verna A

      Verna A 

      Thank you! Tink, on your profile, I read that you love the theatre I do too, but I recently saw a movie you may like, Harold Pinter wrote the screenplay I'm pretty sure. It's Sleuth with Jude Law and Michael Caine. I love Harold Pinter. What are your thoughts on his work?
      posted 2 months ago.
    • Tinky

      Tinky 

      I admire Pinter very much. "Sleuth" was a re-make of the early '70s film of the Anthony Schaffer play, and I do recall that Pinter was brought on to "adapt" this version. I heard nothing but dreadful things about it. The original film, starring Laurence Olivier in one of his most entertaining performances and the young Michael Caine (in the role Jude Law plays in the remake), is wonderful and wicked fun -- this remake was resolutely panned as a dud.
      posted 2 months ago.
    • Miriam Q

      Miriam Q 

      Tinky, I was unfortunate enough to rent the remake of Sleuth. I loved the original, and was curious about what they'd done with it . . . well, I nearly turned it off a half dozen times. What were they thinking? They changed a lot, and not for the better. Despite the best efforts of both Jude and Michael, who are of course excellent, the thing was devoid of life. One would think Mr. Pinter had no sense of humor. And they created a scene of homosexual tension between the two of them, which was very confusing after they'd spent most of the rest of the film fighting over a woman.
      Plus the whole set was an ultra-modern mansion with high tech gadgetry and surveillance gear, no color, and not a toy or knick knack in the place. Such a weird contrast to the original setting.
      Really not sure why they bothered. It was truly painful.
      posted 1 month ago.
  • AlfredS

    AlfredS 

    Historically speaking, whom else but Alfred the Great! A learned man, a military man, and the only English King to be given the epithet, "the Great".

    On a more contemporary note, I think I'd have enjoyed being Ian Fleming, Royal Navy Intelligence Agent, code name 17F, Author, lover of life, and noted bibliophile.

    Fictionally, it would be a toss-up between Sherlock Holmes, Tarzan, Lord Greystoke, and Bond - James Bond (as played by Sean Connery).

    I've given up dreaming of being someone else, but still entertain the idea of becoming Great.
    posted 2 months ago.
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    • Tinky

      Tinky 

      Yes, you wouldn't want to be Bond as played by anyone else.
      posted 2 months ago.
  • Lenon

    Lenon 

    Guy Fawkes.
    posted 2 months ago.
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    • Tinky

      Tinky (edited)

      Oh, dear - still seeing the world through Marx-coloured spectacles, I see. I'll have to sic Alfred on you - he longs to drink martinis and foil Bolshies.
      posted 2 months ago.
    • Clarity

      Clarity 

      Nothing that a nice, extended trip to Cuba or North Korea wouldn't cure.
      posted 2 months ago.
    • Lenon

      Lenon 

      Guy Fawkes, as some of you older Shelfarians will remember, was a Catholic, not a Marxist. He was left holding the bag in 1605, but he did get a cozy holiday named after him. I just happen to like explosions.
      posted 2 months ago.
    • Tinky

      Tinky 

      Well, yes, I know he wasn't literally a Bolshie, but didn't he want to blow up Parliament or the King or both? Something along those lines.... very naughty of him.
      posted 2 months ago.
  • mef

    mef 

    My next-door neighbor. During my day in his shoes, I'd sell his house for peanuts, so he'd have to move away, and maybe somebody nice would move in.

    (That's the neighbor to whom we are not, ahem, attached, in any sense. The Gatwick-Heathrow family fortunes aren't what they once were, and we live as most British people do, in a semi-detached house. Fortunately the neighbors with whom we share a wall are very nice, easy-going, and *quiet*.)
    posted 1 month ago.
  • Jay C

    Jay C 

    I beg to bend these rules just a tad.
    Being born in England and having been deported to the Colonies many years ago, I find myself being a Latter Day Anglophile, still missing my homeland terribly every February; the graffiti draped streets of my old country, warm beer, lousy food and rising damp.
    Therefore I would like to adjust my wish to be WITH a Brit for a day.
    I have no hesitation in chosing Spike Milligan.
    I met him briefly in my old hometown where he lived for a while.
    We were at a poetry reading complete with thinly cut cucumber sandwiches and aunty's best china.
    A Milligan offering:
    ' Enlgish Teeth, English teeth!
    Shining in the sun.
    A part of British heritage,
    Aye, each and every one.

    English teeth, Happy teeth
    always having fun
    Clamping down on bits of fish
    and sausages half done.

    English Teeth...HEROES' teeth!
    Hear them click and clack!
    Let's sing a song of praise to them...
    Three cheers for the Brown Grey and Black.
    posted 1 month ago.
  • Miriam Q

    Miriam Q 

    I guess I'd like to be either Elizabeth Hurley (yes, I'd like to be that beautiful just once); or Daphne du Maurier while she's working on Rebecca.
    posted 1 month ago.
  • JudithAnn

    JudithAnn 

    I have been thinking about this (not fulll-time!) since this question was first asked, and I still don't really know. Well, I lived in England for a long time so in a way I was an adopted Brit for many days!

    I guess I would want to like to live the life of someone on one of the Scottish islands, like Isle of Skye or Orkney, or some such. These are such beautiful, but remote, places and I just wonder what it would be like to live there. Are the people old fashioned, or just the same as everywhere else? And can they get fresh fruit/vegetables/pizzas every day in the local shops? And would I feel inspired to write a book there? :-)

    I have a romantic view of living there and I bet that's totally wrong!
    posted 1 month ago.
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    • Jay C

      Jay C (edited)

      Judith Ann,
      I was stationed on one the outer Hebrides islands for a while. [South Uist]I , although not knowing you of course, think you would be inspired to write a best seller, a couple of volumes of poetry and a receipe book filled with unique Island treats.
      Although I was there for 'Military' purposes. I had tons of time off as there weren't any wars brewing at the time and no-one ever wanted to know what we were up to [or cared I think :o)]
      The walks on the sandy beaches, deer stalking in the heather covered hills. Supper at some croft or other and of course those wonderful all night dances with a one man band , single malt spilling all over the place and my head resting on some sympathetic lap as the sun rose over the Atlantic...I am getting carried away of course...
      Sufficient to say you couldn't make a better choice. Do drop us a postcard if you take this up as I believe the internet facilities are a bit basic.
      "Will ye no' come back agaaaain..will ye no'.....la la....
      posted 1 month ago.
    • mef

      mef (edited)

      Internet services are good, I'm told, in the Orkneys and Shetlands. I was only there once, and it must have been 15 years ago, but from what I've read, internet-based businesses are flourishing up there, where other employment is not what you might hope for, unless you're an oil worker or you farm salmon.

      Wonderful islands up there. We were on a get-away-from-it-all holiday, and stayed mostly -- once we got up that far -- in a wonderful B&B on Yell and just went out and walked every day, with a flask of coffee the landlady sent with us. We'd pick a spot on the map -- and there aren't many up there -- and find whatever was there, often not a town, but just a landmark, like White Wife, which turned out to be the figurehead, a woman in white, of a ship that was once wrecked there, which had been stuck upright in the ground, with sheep milling around it. When we got back from whereever we'd been each day, the landlady would spread our jackets out above the peat-fired stove to dry.

      There was one restaurant on the island, and it was heavenly. Our landlady asked us what we'd like to eat and we said we like whatever is local. In that case, she said, you'll be having either lamb or salmon. We picked salmon and she phoned the restaurant:

      "Do you have the salmon on the menu tonight? Oh, you don't? Well, could you put it on the menu for some guests I'll be sending over?"

      And they did. The next night we went back and had the lamb.

      Could go on and on. The people were not old-fashioned, but right up to date, and with a global outlook -- one tiny little church in a tiny little hamlet was advertising a "Bake Sale for Rwanda" when we were there. The older people did speak a language of their own, if I remember correctly it's called Nairn, but also spoke English to us. Some people cutting peat were pleased at our interest and showed us the tools they use -- everybody was really friendly. But fresh food in the shops? That's a little harder there, or was at the time, could be better now.

      Have always meant to get back there, and never managed it. My husband wants to go for Up Helly Ah, but I don't know that the dead of winter is when I want to go to the northernmost tip of the country.

      The Shetlands looked tremendously prosperous, with all new roads and such, which our landlady said was the result of money coming in from Sullom Voe. When the oil gives out, which they are predicting will be soon, things may change...

      If you like trees, though, go somewhere else. The winds are tremendous, and there are almost no trees at all. But around every bend is another wonderful view of hills and water and smaller islands -- we never got tired of just looking.
      posted 1 month ago.
    • londonpenguin

      londonpenguin 

      That sounds like the best B&B ever!
      posted 1 month ago.
    • JudithAnn

      JudithAnn 

      Jay C and mef, thank you for your interesting explanations! It sounds like these are really nice places! I would have to play British for quite a bit longer than one day, to get the full experience!

      We enjoyed watching drama series on the BBC a few years ago called One Thousand Acres of Sky (or something like it) and it dealt with a family from London that settled on an island like that. It was all very small-town (a bit too small town for me!) but the pictures were beautiful.

      I will try and get the family up there some time. It's just the unpredictable weather that stops us. And the winds, oh, the winds! I can totally imagine. I went to Iceland a few years ago and especially remember the cold winds that appeared everytime you turned a corner!
      posted 1 month ago.
    • Jay C

      Jay C 

      I think mef's accounts may be much more reliable than mine. I realized, after I posted my thoughts of the Hebrides, that I was there in the 60's!!! God I'm getting ancient. :o)
      posted 1 month ago.
    • JudithAnn

      JudithAnn 

      Hmm, yes that is a while ago! Still, the landscape may not have changed that much.
      posted 1 month ago.
    • mef

      mef 

      Mine is old news, too! A bit newer, but still old, I fear.

      As for the winds: in the Orkneys, we stayed at a B&B where out one of the windows you could see the laundry on the line, and there was a pair of coveralls standing straight out from the line, with the wind filling the arms and legs as if there were truncated body in there.

      But out the bedroom window was the Ring of Brodgar (http://easyweb.easynet.co.uk/aburnham/scot/brog.htm)

      Very nice...
      posted 1 month ago.
    • Cubachik

      Cubachik 

      What a gloriously entertaining thread this has turned out to be! It seems ages since I said I wanted to be Kristin Scott Thomas, (because I admire her chic) but in the spirit of "British Lay for a Day" (I think we have a good reality show concept here) I will put in my bid for Clive Owen. (fans self) Come to Mama.
      posted 1 month ago.
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