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Krish - 'When I was Student and a Good Boy :) "

Started by Krish, Tuesday, February 12 2008. Last post Tuesday, February 12 2008.

Teacher : History is a very interesting subject. It tells you
about what had happened in the past.
Krish : Please teacher, I don't think I want to study
history.
Teacher : Why?
Krish : There is no future in it.
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Teacher : Krish, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6,
how much would your father still have?
Krish : $10.
Teacher : You don't know maths.
Krish : You don't know my father!
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Mother : Krish, come here.
Krish : Yes, mum?
Mother : You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
Krish : But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother : I know that. But I am going out tomorrow, so
I am scolding you now.
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Father : Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Krish : On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father : So?
Krish : On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said
6+2=8. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?
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A mother and Krish were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room.
Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her father.
Daughter : It's mummy!
Father : How do you know?
Daughter : She didn't say anything.
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Girl: Do you love me?
Krish: Yes Dear
Girl: Would you die for me?
Krish: No, mine is undying love

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Man: How old is your father?
Krish: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Krish: He became a father only when I was born

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Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Krish: Don't tell me your problems. Please give me the menu card.

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Teacher : Krish, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same
as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Krish : No, teacher, it's the same dog!

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Father : Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you
anything!
Krish : That's why I say she's no good!

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Teacher: "Where were u born?"
Krish: " India , Sir."
Teacher: "Which part?"
Krish: "All of me, Sir."
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A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between
'unlawful' and 'illegal'?" Only one hand shot up. "Ok, answer, Krish"
said the teacher. "'unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't
allow and 'illegal' is a sick eagle.or an eagle which is ill "

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Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair?"
Krish: "No comb, Sir."
Teacher: "Use your dad's then."
Krish: "No hair, Sir."

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Krish came home from school with his exam results.
"What did u get?" asked his father.
"My marks are under water," said the Krish.
"What do u mean 'under water'?"
"They are all below 'C' (sea) level"

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