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  Banning Loud Sex!

  I heard on the radio a couple of days ago that in NewCastle England (I think I have the right place), they're trying to cook up a law against loud sex. Yes you heard me. Apparently this newly wed couple was being called the cops on quiet frequently because the newly bride was being way too loud during intimacy. Neighbors at first thougth the woman was being tortured. LOL! The neighborhood complained enough that now they are trying to make a law for being too loud.
  LMAO!!!!
  
  Of course I looked for it online and I could not find the article, I hope one of you guys has better luck. I heard this on my local radio station. I thought I had to share it.

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  Sarah A 

  LOL!!! That's all I can say right now!

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  koreen56 

  Here it is. I found it right away.

  http://www.theweek.com/article/index/102747/The_right_to_have_loud_sex

  I love the comment: Loud sex is a basic human right.

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    CrimeSleuthJunkie 

    What are people thinking? How ridiculous as that?

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    €ÇL€Ç†íÇ 

    Thanks Koreen! For the life of me, I could'nt find it but I knew I could count on you guys. A very funny article. LOL!

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    CrimeSleuthJunkie 

    Now I know where to go when I can't find something...HERE..:)

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  MarleneNL 

  hahaha, funny! I totally agree but I do think people should be a bit more considerate about there neighbours. I've had so much noise from my neighbours, not sex, but loud music for so many years.
  A single mom with 3 boys and she was gone a lot of the time. Now only 1 boy is still living at home and he now is a bit more considerate with me. I am friendly with them now.

  But that is what it should be. just be more considerate in general then there would be no need for so many stupid laws.

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  CrimeSleuthJunkie 

  Oh my goodness...I think I would rather put up with Marlene's neighbour and the loud music...:)

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    MarleneNL 

    No don't! cause they can't perfom sex all day but those boys can play there loud music without getting tired. hahahahahahaha

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    koreen56 

    Funny!

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    CrimeSleuthJunkie 

    Yeah Marlene, you are right unfortunately I didn't think of that!

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  Eileen M 

  I can see where they're coming from -- we have thin walls in my complex -- but what are you really going to do about something you basically have no control over? Chastity belts or what?

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  CrimeSleuthJunkie 

  How about locking them up until they are 30? Anything wrong with that?...:) I can't see what anyone can really do.

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    Sarah A 

    people over thirty can still have loud sex! ;-)

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    koreen56 

    Yeah, what's with that! I'm over 50. LOL!

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    koreen56 

    Let's try 80!

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    €ÇL€Ç†íÇ 

    Mental picture right there....

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    Bella 

    OK, I need brain bleach now.

    Bella, the sheltered princess

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    CrimeSleuthJunkie 

    Bella, I think I needed brain bleach years ago!

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    €ÇL€Ç†íÇ 

    im beyond brain bleach LOL!

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    CrimeSleuthJunkie 

    Cindy, that is a good one!...:)

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    koreen56 

    I've never heard of brain bleach.

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    CrimeSleuthJunkie 

    Neither did I until Bella mentioned it!

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  koreen56 

  Good thing its not illegal here. (Oops, I think I said too much).

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    Sarah A 

    LMAO! That makes 2 of us

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    €ÇL€Ç†íÇ 

    LOL! LOL! That makes 3 :D

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  CrimeSleuthJunkie 

  Keep talking girls, this is interesting...LOL. I tried but can't think of what to do about this problem.

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    Eileen M 

    I've had many obnoxious housemates and neighbors over the years. My solution is to A) turn up the Japanese monster movies louder or B) earplugs, earplugs, earplugs.

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    CrimeSleuthJunkie 

    Both solutions are great, as long as they work.

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    €ÇL€Ç†íÇ 

    LMAO! Eileen youre the bomb!

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  CrimeSleuthJunkie 

  Keep talking....LOL!

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  CrimeSleuthJunkie 

  Koreen, how about 70?...and how do you make the 80 dark? ...:) always a question with me!!

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  CrimeSleuthJunkie 

  Could you imagine Cindy, trying to house-arrest young teenagers? Perish the thought..LOL

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  CrimeSleuthJunkie 

  Cindy, hope the mental picture is gone...!..:)

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    €ÇL€Ç†íÇ 

    I think I was just imagining some 80 yr old rebellious couple having loud...you know what.

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  CrimeSleuthJunkie 

  Cindy...if you've got it...flaunt it..LOL

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  CrimeSleuthJunkie 

  I like both solutions, as long as it works.

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  Sarah A 

  the worst neighbors I ever had smoked a lot of pot...the smoke came up through the vents...gave me massive headaches

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    CrimeSleuthJunkie 

    Sarah...wow, I don't blame you for getting a headache because that stuff has a irritating smell to it. Hope they moved away, for good!

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  Sarah A 

  My upstairs neighbors had loud sex in the middle of the day...my boys (3yr olds at the time) thought they were fixing the roof!!

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    €ÇL€Ç†íÇ 

    Big LOL!!

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    koreen56 

    I'll bet that roof needed fixing A LOT!

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    CrimeSleuthJunkie 

    Why don't they make a rule that the roof is out-of-bounds..:)

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  CrimeSleuthJunkie 

  Sarah, that is funny. It's amazing what comes out of children's mouthes...fixing the roof!!!

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  SouthWestZippy (edited)

  I leave and come back to THIS! gezzz guys "tisk tisk"
  I have a key chain that say "Sex relieves tension" and have a shirt that says "If it is to loud your to old" plus a pin that says "I only sleep with the best" :0)

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    €ÇL€Ç†íÇ 

    LMAO!!!!

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  CrimeSleuthJunkie 

  Zippy...I love those key chains...where did you get them?

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    SouthWestZippy (edited)

    I have had the key chain for 22 years. I found it at either Checker Auto or Auto Zone. I had family working at them at the time.

    The Shirt is from a Kiss Concert and the pin is a add for a Mattress. :0)

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  koreen56 

  Did anyone see the 84 year old on Dr. Oz yesterday? She was so funny. Told Dr. Oz she had a sex addiction and her hubby was 20 years younger than her and they had to limit sex to twice a week because he had a heart condition. Then she said (I love this) that when people ask her how she stays so young she says she doesnt let the old lady in. Than she got up and danced with Dr. Oz. Hope I can be like that when I'm her age. I'll have to remember not to let the old lady in!

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    €ÇL€Ç†íÇ 

    LOL! That is too cute!

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  CrimeSleuthJunkie 

  I saw that too Koreen...she was one feisty little lady...wish I had her energy!

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