Hi, Secret Reader!
This is one mixed-up Santa here, or perhaps an Elf-In-Training, because we are heading your way on a summer gift-giving tour.
Or maybe the whole crew from Santa's workshop wanted to leave the frozen North Pole and travel hot South (and from the North Pole, all destinations are South!) and don their fur-lined swim suits and bikinis for a vacation of swimming, sailing, fishing, and sun bathing. And those reindeer sure like eating those big edible orniments off the funny-looking Christmas trees...or wait, somebody just said those trees are coconut palms.
Anyway, the elves, reindeer, and I are leaving your gift under one of those...um...PALM trees on the beach for you.
We should be there in about 3-4 days or a week at most, depending on how many tourist traps trap us.
Enjoy!
posted 4 months ago. ( reply )