~More Quotes!~
"I smell smores!!!" -Mr. Snyder, as he descended down the stairs
(excited) "I can sew!!" -Jake
(written on the board in Spanish)
End of the World: 3 years, 7days.
"You will hear several statements. If the statement makes sense, circle "si" on your activity sheet. If the statement does not make sense, circle "no"." -Tim, reading along with the tape recorder
-"Actividad C. Listen and choose." -Tape recorder
-"Oh we'll choose all right." -Brad
"I can't work in these conditions!" -Unknown, in Spanish class because it was freezing
"When I figure out what that means I'll come up with a crushing reply." -Bob Wallace
"I know what you're thinking: Where's he been all my life? Right?" -Buddy Love
"I used to have a thing for Bob Dylan, then it faded away." -Unknown
(Tim and Senora)
-"I'm the prettiest girl in the world!" -Tim
-"Are you?" -Senora
"Can i close the door Senora cause I'm gonna get loud." -Jason
"I cater, I mow grass..." -Jake
(Convo. between Dylan and Mrs. Dunn)
-"We should do that!"
-"You gotta take physics."
-"...I'm a senior."
"Senora, eighty's the new twenty!" -Jason
(Convo. between Senora and Chase)
-"Chase, what are you doing?"
-"Dancing."
"Last night--mark this--" -Giles Corey
"But if I've found out anything, And, it's that they ain't never gone, not really. You think you're shut of 'em, that you neatened 'em all away and there ain't a dust bunny anyplace, 'n then they come back, they look like faces, they always look like faces, and the faces they look like are always the ones you never wanted to see again, awake or in your dreams." -Dolores Claiborne
"Have you any ribbenen for hatbands to sell, I pray?" -Unknown
"It's confounded gay, I vow." -Bumpkin Simpers
"Are we seriously on welfare?" -Kali
(Convo. between Jason and Senora)
-"Question?"
-"No, but I lied to you the other day."
(shouted across the hall) "Hey Mrs. Dunn! See ya 4th period!" -Jason
"If you even put hand sanitizer on me--" -Jake
"If ever two were one, then surely we." -Anne Bradstreet
"Chase will you shut up I like english!" -Jason
(Convo. between Jason and Senora)
-"Ah, I don't have one, Senora."
-"But I just gave you credit."
-"Oh, ok."
"We can make color diamonds if we wanted!" -Trevor
"...and now we'll plug in this two--I don't like that color." -Mrs. Gallo
"You can use a square if you want!" -Trevor
"I'm telling you I need to drink more!" -Senora
"Nothing of importance happened today." -King George III
"Oh, are you having cake?" -Mr. Ratburn
"Focus on where you want to go, not on what you fear." -Anthony Robbins
"Oh my gosh--get over it!" -Mr. Toy
"Rise above the storm and you will find the sunshine." -Mario Dernandez
"Peace, ho! Caesar speaks!" -Casca
"Damn this Depression!" -Olivia Walton
"Slow down and enjoy life. It's not only the scenery you miss by going too fast--you also miss the sense of where you are going and why." -Eddie Cantor
"Dear friends, let us love one another, for love comes from God..." 1 John 4:7
"Okay, umm..." -Mrs. Dunn
(after he gets tripped by a girl) "Man, I'm pretty." -Johnny Bravo
"GEORGE!" -Aunt Eunice
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Summer flies and August dies
the world grows dark and mean
Comes the shimmer of the moon
on black infested trees
the singing man is at his song
the holy on their knees
The reckless are out wrecking
The timid plead their pleas
No one knows much more of this
than anyone can see anyone can see
and don't forget that Danny Kaye has an emo elf hat in which he uses as an elvis wig!!! oh, and it's not bing crosby, it's bing crosberry!
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