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- member since March 15, 2010
LONE WOLF’s last login was Sunday, January 9, 2011.
**THIS IS REALLY FUNNY¨!!!!
READ IT AND post IT 2 YOUR BEST FRIENDS.....
i knew a girl that was so stupid that.......
1. She called me to get my phone number.
2. She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said 'concentrate.'
3. She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
4. She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
5. She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
6. She tried to drown a fish.
7. She thought a quarterback was a refund.
8. She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
9. She tripped over a cordless phone.
10. She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
11. She asked for a price check at the dollar store.
12. She studied for a blood test.
13. She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
14. When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
15. When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
16. When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said 'Airport Left' she turned around and went home
Now send this to at least 5 people or
you'll get bad luck for 7 years!!!!!!!!!!!
*! 0-4=Bad luck for 7 years
*! 5-9=your crush will start to like you
*! 10-14=your crush will ask you out
*! 15-19=you and your crush will makeout all the time
*! 21 or more all of the above and you'll get everything you want in life
After you send this to 20 people a yellow box will pop up. Click on it.
A great suprise will appear!*!~!*!
Hi, I am sweet little boy. Once you read this you cannot get out. Finish reading this
until it is done! As I said, I am sweet little girl. I am 15 1/2 years old. I have no eyes
and blood all over my face. I am dead. If you don't send this to at least 12
people I will come to your house at midnight and I'll hide under your bed.
When you're asleep, I'll kill you.
Don't believe me?
Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe in chain letters. Well, Foolish tammy.
She was sleeping when her TV started flickering on and off. Now she's not
with us anymore. Ha ha tammy, Ha ha! You don't want to be like tammy, do
Hates chain mail, but he didn't want to die that night. He sent it to 4
people. Not good enough brendon. Now, brendon is in a coma, we don't know if
he'll ever wake up. Ha ha brendon, Ha ha! Now, do you want to be like brendon?
She got this letter. Another chain letter she thought. Only had 7 people to
send to. Well, That night when she was having a shower she saw bloody Mary
in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST fright of her life.tracy is scarred for
This is the final case I'll tell you about. Well, nick was a smart person.
He sent it to 12 people. Later that day, he found a $100.00 bill on the
ground. He was premoted to head officer at his job and his girlfriend said
yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and him are living happily ever after.The
have 2 beautiful children.
Send this to at least 12 people or you'll face the consequences.
0 people- You will die tonight
1-6 people- you will be injured
7-11 people- you will get the biggest fright of your life
12 and over- you are safe and will have good fortune
hey sunshine. please tell me you're not still slogging through lasher?
so i suddenly know your pain about this southern heat. we moved to daytona a few weeks ago and i can't stand to go outside for longer than a smoke break. the heat is like a weight sinking down on me! apparently it gets better....around the end of november. sigh...at least everything has central air. is everything still bigger in texas?
Hey! I'm hosting my first contest on my blog! It would be pretty epic to get more people to join.
The prize is a novel of your choice! How epic is that?!
That's the link there for the contest. Hope to see you there =D
Just about as far north as you can go, thats where i live. if you look on a map and see a red shaded area that says st.regis mohawk, thats my reservation ^_^ oh god don't talk about heat. i'm moving to florida in august for a year with my manfriend and i'm terrified of how hot it might be! but then again, i can't stand new york winters!!!!! i know how you feel about letting a book go, its hurts my heart to do it but sometimes its necessary. i had to put camus down but will return to him another day. i have to read every single day or i might go insane. even if its just the label on a package! its kind of sad really.
Oh man! Sorry it took me so long to reply.. Midterms kicked my asss all last week. Today was my first day I could actually rest, but not for long because I have a fuking grammar test tomorrow! Sorry, I'm venting.
Ya it's probably a good idea to hold off on the bike, I'll probably do the same, unless I get the urge to buy one when I'm over in Japan. That could be fun :-) Where do you think you are going to settle eventually?
Ahahaha, oh wow. I laughed out loud about the peeing in the backpack line. I actually knew someone that did that exact same thing! Unfortunate about the backpack though :-( at least you got to pop him! ;-)
I will be graduating around this time next year. I'm taking 3 online classes this summer, and after that I'll only need 3 more per quarter. It should be easy riding, that is, if I don't fail any classes. I really need to pass math this quarter, but it's not looking too great right now :-/ Oh well!!!
I like your new picture! Your style is intriguing, from what I can see.
You don't have to be big to ride a motorcycle! :-) You could get a smaller bike, not one of those huge roadhogs the biker's ride. I'm not that big myself, so I would get a medium size bike.
I actually know a group of Russians in Seattle. My friend is dating one so I've hung around them occasionally. I'm a little intimidated by their drinking prowess! I'm such a lightweight, they put me to shame. But not really, because I prefer being a lightweight. It's much cheaper ;-) I've not heard much about the violence in Russia. I'll have to research a little about that.
Awesome! You got to be in Seattle in the best months.. Taking a boat to Alaska seems amazing! I grew up on and around boats of all kind, so I would love that trip. I have been seriously debating taking a roadtrip up through canada to visit Alaska this summer. I don't think it's too long of a drive from Seattle, plus it's extremely remote so I could really cruise.
Oh and I apologize if I type a lot of smilies and exclamations.. I don't think I'm this excitable in real life, but for some reason I feel the need to add my inflections into an e-conversation. :-) People always make fun of me because I add a ton of smilies in my text messages. Lol, oh well! At least it gets my mood across.
Well I hope you have a nice rest of your day! I'll be sitting here reading countless texts and writing countless words in an endless pursuit of graduating.
Haha, luv the new pic!
Japan was pretty insane! The people over there treated me and my buddy like rockstars ;-) It was fun, to say the least. That's one of my biggest motivating factors in choosing Japan to move to; I know I'm gonna have an amazing time if I end up there.
I would love to bike around the country, but ya, I'm pretty lazy as well, lol! I have had a few urges to buy a decent motorcycle (I have one now but it tops out at 60 open throttle), and see the country that way. I think it would be a good means of travel to see Central and South America also. I knew a guy who traveled all over down there on his motorcycle.
Texas huh? How ya'll doing down there? Just kidding, I think that's the first time I've ever used the word ya'll :-p I don't think I could stand the heat of Texas. I start complaining in the mid 80s! But I think you're right about it being better than the midwest. I've spent some time there (missouri). It left me weeping for home.
Culinary school! Awesome! Yes, if I'm ever in the Texas area I'll let you show me the wasteland and then you can cook for me ;-)
What draws you to Russia? I've always been interested in Russian history and culture, but I'm not sure I'd ever want to live there. Who knows though, it could be incredible! That is, as long as you don't catch the attention of KGB or Big Brother.
I feel the same way about America too. I'm kind of sick of everything. It's time for a new counter culture movement I believe. Until then, I'd rather just live in the world as a wandering transnationalist.
I'm glad you've been able to experience Seattle! You did get to truly experience it, right? I'm a shameless Seattleite! We may have horrible pizza, but our coffee more than makes up for it! (I think people here are more interested in tofu salads than pizza). Not me though, I'll take a piece of our horrible pizza any day, as long as I can choke it down with a delicious cup of coffee ;-)
What month were you here? Summertime in the NW is incredible, but some people get put off by our 230 days of clouds per year..
It may be a cliche answer, but I want to travel everywhere. I've been to Japan and I fell in love. After I graduate next year I'm leaning heavily towards going somewhere overseas to teach English. I'm thinking it will probably be Japan, but I would also love to go somewhere in Europe (Spain, Italy, Netherlands), or another Asian country (China, Korea). I suppose wherever I can get a job! :-)
I need to get out of my neck of the woods for a while. I'm getting stir crazy here in the glorious city of Ellensburg, Washington. I believe there are more cattle than people. I have a huge urge to quit school, fly to Europe, and become a wandering vagabond. I just can't do it though, not with one year left.
Of course, before I do all that, I need to see all of my own country first. I have never even been to California, which is a little odd considering it's one of my west coast neighbors. The whole southwest and Texas have eluded my visits in fact. I'm planning on making a trip down to Vegas, California, and that whole area sometime soon. I desperately want to go to the East coast though. New York, Boston, D.C. I'm a huge history nerd so I would love to go see all the historic sites over there.
Do you have aspirations to travel overseas? Have you ever been to the Northwest?
How is New York? I've been meaning to go for years, but the 2,400 miles are a little daunting! Would my hippy Seattle butt be torn up on the mean streets of New York? (Apparently it won't let me post the word "a.s.s" so I had to substitute a more benign word)