I am an avid reader, an idiot savant (emphasis on idiot), and a recovering English major. I prefer reading printed materials, watching everything and anything on television, playing video games (mentally I am a very intelligent fifteen year old), surfing the web, and just about every synthetic form of reality to reality itself. If asked to...more »

I am an avid reader, an idiot savant (emphasis on idiot), and a recovering English major. I prefer reading printed materials, watching everything and anything on television, playing video games (mentally I am a very intelligent fifteen year old), surfing the web, and just about every synthetic form of reality to reality itself. If asked to choose the blue or the red pill, I would grab the former and remain in the matrix forever. I enjoy nonsense. This profile is a prime example.

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