The story begins 17 years into the future. In an age where iPhones kill the Internet, world news is dominated by the antics of washed-up singer Britney Spears and America has become just as bad as all those other sucky countries out there, a young heroine emerges to take on the world... except China. You don't fuck with China. They know...
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The story begins 17 years into the future. In an age where iPhones kill the Internet, world news is dominated by the antics of washed-up singer Britney Spears and America has become just as bad as all those other sucky countries out there, a young heroine emerges to take on the world... except China. You don't fuck with China. They know kung-fu.
Taking on the alias, Remy Quinn, she travels the physical and metaphysical world(s) spreading OCFD (Obsessive Compulsive Fangirl Disorder) to those unfortunate enough to stand in her wake. Along her travels she preaches the need for love and peace, less Harry Potter fanaticism, Stephen Colbert as president of the universe, Jamie Campbell Bower as her manslave, all television networks be automatically forwarded to House M.D., and the destruction of the word "pleasant." Over-analyzing and relatively short tempered, our heroine finds that being a Stage Ninja is an effective way to vent her frustrations with life. Either that or stabbing with sporks.
When not love spreading or frustration venting our ingenue seeks comfort in Broadway musicals and plays, often left feeling like a wistful puddle of mush when separated from both. The word "wistful" describes our heroine best, and as such she tries to use it in daily conversation as often as possible. That and "kinky". Which is only reserved for special occasions. Like wistful spork filled musicals.
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