I'm not comfortable describing myself. So here's a list of things I can clearly remember people saying about me. Followed by a short summary on how I would describe myself.
"You're just like a mean referee!" -Amber C.
"You're so retarded" - everyone
"Well, duh, it's because you're the exception to the rule!" -Paul W.
"You are an excellent host!" -Forsuk, G.C.
You fail so hard at being a man. -Various people
"Oh fuck its that crazy guy, he's back!"*runs out the room* -Random girl in the Bloom lunchroom when I walked in for a visit.
"I would have paid you a dollar NOT to lick the shoe! And you went ahead and licked it for the same amount of money!"
Me: "shutup! It seemed like it was more money for some reason!" -Ambers many snubbings for my licking a shoe.
"What are you stupid? I mean grab her chest! Not put your hand on her shoulder. GRAB HER CHEST!" -crazy Mrs.F trying to get me to grab a friends boob while she takes a picture.
"I just don't understand how you're not gay" -Dani
"For some reason you saying you want girly socks is one of the cutest things I ever heard" - D.G.
"Are you from the Dark Side?" -Some kid on the baseball field upon seeing me
"Living on the street is hard isn't it?" -Homeless dude who apparently thought I looked homeless also
"I love you man, you got twenty bucks?" -homeless drunk
"Thanks man. Thank you so much. God's going to bring you good things." -Guy in front of Bestbuy I gave twenty bucks of gas to so he could get himself and his daughter home
"Excuse me for being woefully unimpressed at your unsubstantiated claim of having sexual intercourse with my mother, in an attempt to conceal just how much you are sexually unfulfilled." -p0ssman (the real quote is actually much more amusing.)
"You're just like me! -but worse." -Forget quite who it was
"You stole that much from Wal-mart? You are my hero, I HATE Wal-mart." -p0ss
"God damn I don't like you" -Chick at Borders I never even said anything to o.o;
"You wouldn't look half bad if you wore some nice pants and a polo shirt or something" -Patty
"A what?" -me with no clue
"Holy fuck you probably make /b/tards jealous of how low you can sink" -Z.M.
Nerd, Geek, Freak, Emo, Jerk, Asshole, Jesus, God, Antichrist, Satan, Goth, Lame, Retarded, Black, White, Ethiopian (seriously. wtf.), Gangstah, Awesome,
My take? I'm a mythomaniac with no ambition, no aspirations, and a lazy bum. A touch of aboulia and when I'm not lying I'm truth hardcore. I can switch on the fly unnoticed unless I want to be, and apparently even when I don't want to be convincing, I am. On the other hand I am fucking AWESOME. For some reason people think I'm a good person to talk to about their problems? (I'll never understand that one.) Also I'm an ego-stroker.
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