By way of background, I am a mad man making moutains out of mobile mole hills. I enjoy aliterating, asking about almost anything, and amiable afternoons. Sometimes, I surmise that starting sentences with sometimes suggests surreptitious salacity for sacred and solemn solitude. Not with me.

Today I am what I thought I would be...more »

By way of background, I am a mad man making moutains out of mobile mole hills. I enjoy aliterating, asking about almost anything, and amiable afternoons. Sometimes, I surmise that starting sentences with sometimes suggests surreptitious salacity for sacred and solemn solitude. Not with me.

Today I am what I thought I would be tomorrow. Tomorrow, I am hoping for a little bit more effort.

Right now, I am into commas. Sometimes, I like to (in the words of our Lord and Savior, Frank Zappa) "carry on without a comma," and in so doing, darken my path with blasphemy.

I can jive like nobody's business. I also use people for their recyclable plastics number "2" (you know, the one with the arrows around it). Did I mention that I also love arrows?

In other words, its like this... to make a long story short, she said, "to make a long story short, she said, 'to make a long story short, she said.'" and i threw up in my mouth, dizzy and dumb. "It's like looking into a mirror and seeing the opposite mirror behind you ahead of you." This time, I only gagged, having run dry on vomit and bile. « less