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9 Things I Hate About Everyone.
• 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my pants when I ask where the toilet is?
• 2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
• 3. When people say, "Oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Dang right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
• 4. When people say, "It's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?!
• 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.
• 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
• 7. When something is 'new and improved!'.. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, and can't be new.
• 8.When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
• 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?
Oh and the team Edward and team Jacob thing? I chose TEAM SHUT THE HE** UP!
♦ Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to shut a revolving door.
♦ When life gives you lemons, make it into grapefruit juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
... I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
♣ Duck Tape: Fixes Everything, Including Boredom
♠ If aliens are looking for intellectual life.. WHY THE HECK ARE WE SCARED!?
[1] I need to tell you a secret LOOK AT 5
[2] The answer is LOOK AT 11
[3] Dont get mad LOOK AT 15
[4] Calm down don’t be mad LOOK AT 13
[5] First LOOK AT 2
[6] Dont be that angry LOOK AT 12
[7] I’m bored.
[8] What I wanted to tell you is…THE ANSWER IS ON 14
[9] Be patient LOOK AT 4
[10] This is the last time I’m going to do this LOOK AT 7
[11] I hope you’re not mad when I say this LOOK AT6
[12] Sorry LOOK AT 8
[13] Don’t be getting a hype LOOK AT 10
[14] I dont know how to say this LOOK AT 3
[15] You must be realllllly mad LOOK AT NUMBER9
•when life gives you lemons, you squirt them in your enemies eyes
•I didn't hit you I simply high fived your face!
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1• We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
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3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. DRACO MALFOY!!!!!!!!!!
◘ 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your asses off.
◘ 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile
◘ If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile.
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