darklove4ever

I love to read!!! It's my number one hobby besides rock and Irish dance. I am a punk but not the weird gothic kind. I love punk rock music and concerts are my favorite hot spot- especially outdoor mosh pit kinds! lol. Fall out boy, MCR, 30 seconds to mars, AFI, Paramore, and Flyleaf are my favorite bands. Dark love books and movies and stuff is... more »

I love to read!!! It's my number one hobby besides rock and Irish dance. I am a punk but not the weird gothic kind. I love punk rock music and concerts are my favorite hot spot- especially outdoor mosh pit kinds! lol. Fall out boy, MCR, 30 seconds to mars, AFI, Paramore, and Flyleaf are my favorite bands. Dark love books and movies and stuff is really cool and I am into that right now (duh.) I like to be funny at school and I guess I could say I am not the type of person who is a following mindless wannabe- I'm a leader. I have my own rocker clique at school and I fit in there, so I'll be going back to my friends at school in only a few weeks. I really want to act in dramatic films when I grow up, and the funny pee your pants kind like superbad. I think that speaking my mind is so worth it- I protest and rebel too... I think that all the crazy shit I've done with protesting and rebelling has made me who I am today! (including trying to throw paint on fur-wearers, chaining myself to trees, and going on hunger strikes.... well, it helped.)

I think these things are important and you should know them about me-

1. I hate the movie ELF with will Ferrell. It's so freakin' annoying and weird.

2. I really hate clowns. they are so scary that when my family went to the circus I locked myself in the basement and refused to come out.

3. I laugh when people get hurt, just by accident. Like when kids at my skate park wipe out real bad like the people do on scarred, I crack up. I regret that. well, maybe not.

4. I like funny movies and serious ones. I really like romance and dark fantasy romance too. I can't wait to see Beowulf when it comes out in November. yea you can laugh if you want.

5. I like be annoying sometimes to play pranks. Like at the drugstore, I run around the isles and make my friends give my rides in the shopping cart. It's actually funny and fun to see the people get mad when your with your friends and they are videotaping it since your so bored. Doing stuff like that is like your own Jackass movie!

My favorites-

MOVIES-

The Notebook
stick it
Life as a house
fast food nation
supersize me
As good as it gets
Step up
Freedom writers
Van Helsing
Bourne movies


BOOKS

Twilight
New Moon
Eclipse
Nanny diaries
Gossip Girl
Heavy metal and you
Uglies
Pretties
Specials
My sister's Keeper
Peeps
Elsewhere


STUFF

rainy days
storms
snow
winter
black
purple
good books
magazines- 17 and Cosmo girl (Big waste of money but still I'm addicted.)




-------------------More about my strangely funny but erratically bizarre life.

Ok, I have to tell you that I love being funny. And I guess I'm good at it, because I have made two of my friends and my mom pee their pants from laughing. I like Dane Cook's jokes because they are the i-am-laughing-my-ass-off kind of funny. It's always been my dream to be a host on SNL or act funny on TV and movies or something.


I don't know if I have my life planned out yet. I have goals and all that...

MY GOALS

1. see the world's largest toilet.
2. write a shtick funny book
3. be in a pee your pants funny movie or show
4. beat up this guy named mark who has only one eyebrow
5. make 500 friends on here

those probably sound pretty stupid. well, most of them are. And my parents think most of them are. My parents are like that blonde guy’s parents on South Park. They might as well have devil horns.

(oh well, sorry that I'm writing so much shtick. I bet your eyeballs are bleeding by now.)


anyways... I guess my life is weird and funny at the same time. I like to be class clown and also fashionable at the same time. I am into the bad boy type,- yea I know that sounds so cliché- and I am waiting for my stupid prince charming to finally show up. He doesn’t have to be Mr. McLovin’ like that guy from Superbad… just some hot guy who will buy all our dates and love me!

I guess I don't really want to get a school year job this year now that I am finally 14 and old enough to work. but I guess being silly at job interviews you know you won't even get can't hurt... like my recent one at McDonalds.

My parents made me try to get a job somewhere, so I choose McDonald’s to make them mad. The assistant manager asks me all this stuff about me for the verbal part of the interview, and I can only answer my funniest answers. He was really fat and sweaty and had a rag toupee, so I was giggling ever few minuets.

here are two of the funniest Q-A’s that went down.


1- Fatty- Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

me- prison.

2- Fatty- If you could have any other job in the world, what would it be?

me- the carnival guy who wears a dirty old suit and cleans up the puke all over the rides.


So basically, the interview went down like that. It was funny and I proved to my parents that nobody wanted to hire me. Filling out the applications were worth the funny part I recorded on my cell phone.

Lots of the time I do stupid but funny stuff like that. I CAN be smart when I wanna, but sometimes I either be really funny and care-free or just go to my happy place and block out all the noise.

I Hope you enjoyed that! « less