“Part 3 Undead and Unappreciated
Once upon a time, the devil was bored, and possessed a not-very-nice woman, and ran that woman’s body for about a year.
And during that time, the devil got pregnant.
The devil still drank and smoked, but only in moderation. The devil was good about taking pre-natal pills, but grumbled about the inevitable constipation.
And eventually, the devil gave birth to a baby girl.
After a month of diapers, night feedings, colic, laundry, spilled formula (the devil hated to breastfeed), and spit-up, the devil said, "Enough of this shit," and went back to Hell, which was infinitely preferable to living with a newborn.
The devil's daughter was adopted, and grew up in a suburb of Minneapolis, Minnesota. Her name was Laura, and she was a very nice young lady.
But she had a terrible temper.
And here is were we start part 3, way this is concerning, well that question is betsy asking her self. The fact remains that The ant (her stepmom) is pregnant. Yeezzzz she will became an older sister who remained for eternal 30, her father and the Ant are 2 sick spirits. But well. she must learn to handle it and that goes very well now. Mean blaaaa that old corps can get children and she’s not….. then that pis off of an Sinclair comes (Damn he’s still, dark, sexy, desire-full, fixed…..uh yes he yes you know what she means) and tell her that The Ant and her father already have a child whom in fact is the child of the devil. (Betsy only can think about how Very bad bad very bad her fathers sperm is) So to make it easy for you. She Betsy: Queen of the vampires. Her little sister (half) Laura: Brat of the devil. Yea can you follow....... And that means to The Ant has been possessed by the devil for 10 months and nobody even notes’ says much about The Ant character he) but well in the book of the dead is written that her little sister will conquer the world, therefore she has to go on search for that little sister. Ohh yes had I already told that she also owns a nightclub with a rebellious staff, then I have just done that now. Betsy is a woman but from one thing at the same time. Oh yes she sees spirits, uhhwww. if she not saw enough already nowadays. But back to the little sister. That child is irritating sweet, beautiful (gold curls stuffed in braids and skye blue eyes) and Sinclair devours her almost. Look she does not want to have him but that is not yet the sign that her little sister can have him. So she will do a lot of watching on . that &^%## (*&$$%! Adulterous man and that devil’s brat of a little sister. Hmmmm I had also told that she becomes temporarily bad because she reads the book of the dead too long. And that she does then do all strange things ......... no. well I’ve done that now ........................ oh and also marriages between vampires and whatever. Shit it’s a shame she can’t use a headache for an excuse .................
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Dangereuse wrote this review Monday, July 16, 2007.
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