Hi!I'm 14 years old(for now) I won't tell you my real name or I'll have to track you down and kill you. Anyways, I am obsessed with Maximum Ride, Percy Jackson, Warriors, and the Hunger Games,but not to the point of dying for them. I'm a bit crazy(don't listen to Bev Attack), But I can be a sane person. I LOVE to read. Almost as much as I love...
Hi!I'm 14 years old(for now) I won't tell you my real name or I'll have to track you down and kill you. Anyways, I am obsessed with Maximum Ride, Percy Jackson, Warriors, and the Hunger Games,but not to the point of dying for them. I'm a bit crazy(don't listen to Bev Attack), But I can be a sane person. I LOVE to read. Almost as much as I love to eat cupcakes. Well, that's pretty much it. SEE ya'.
Here's some stuff I find funny :D
When life hands you skittles....chuck them at people's faces and say "TASTE THE FREAKIN RAINBOW!"
If you jump out of a airplane and your parachute doesn't open, BYE BYE!
♥ Strangers stab you in the front, friends stab you in the back, boys stab you in the heart, and best friends poke each other with straws!! :D ♥
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If your a danger magnet like me (means when your in trouble 9 times out of ten it's not your fault) copy and paste in profile
If you think Edward Cullen in a creepy stalker, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile)
If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.
You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…
You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.
There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”
Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.
When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.
You burn food to see if it smells good.
You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”
You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.
You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.
Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…
Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.
You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…
You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.
You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.
You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.
You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.
You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!). Me: Don’t kill me Ares! NNOOOOO!!
You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses??
Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.
When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.
You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas (so sad and true).
You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.
You sometimes try to control water.
You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.
You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.
You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.
That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.
Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.
You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.
You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.
Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"
ou pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.
And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth. « less