My favorite is at the bottom bolded
(Put x's in the box if it's true)
1 [x]Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
2 [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you ere NOT talking
3 [x] You have run into a glass/screen door
4 [] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
5 [X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks
6 [x] You have run into a wall or tree or stop sign
7 [] It IS possible to lick your elbow
8 [x] You tried to lick your elbow
9 [x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
10 [x] You just sang them trying to figure out if it is true.
11 [] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen
12 [] You have choked on your own tongue
13 [] You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
14 [] You didn't notice that in the the last question 'the' was written twice
15 [x] You just looked at it
16 [x] you didn't notice in #14 "the" was spelled twice.
17 [x] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde (mines dishwater blonde DISHWATER!!! ]:l)
18 [x]You have accidentally caught something on fire
19 [] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes
20 [x] You have caught yourself drooling
21 [] You've fallen asleep in a class (almost but not quite)
22 [X] Sometimes you just stop thinking
23 [x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
24 [] People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
25 [] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'
26 [] You use your fingers to do simple math
27 [] You have eaten a bug on accident
28 []You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
29 [x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
30 [x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
31 [] You sometimes send chain emails because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you know it won't
32 [x] You break a lot of things
33 [x] Your friends know not to use big words around you
34 [x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
35 [X] You have fallen out of your chair before
36 [x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/wall.
37 [x] The words 'umm' and 'like' are used many times a day!!
38 [] You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say
39 [x] You have spelled your name wrong
40 [] You have a laughing fit and go crazy for no reason
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love
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96% of teenage girls would sob if Justin Beiber was about to jump off a building. Post this on your profile if you're the 4% who'd be at the bottom, eating popcorn and chanting "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! « less