“Well, I see two angels screwing in the stratosphere, a constellation of black holes, a biological process beyond the conception of man, a Jewish ventriloquist act locked in the trunk of a red Chevrolet...”
The Joker: The Clown Prince of Crime . . . Batman's nemisis
“"Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!"”
“All it takes is one Bad Day to reduce the sanest man alive to lucacy. That's how far the world is from where i am. Just one Bad Day.”
“If i'm going to have a past, i prefer it to be Multiple Choice! Ha Ha Ha!”
“Remember? Ohh, I wouldn’t do that! Remembering’s dangerous. I find the past such a worrying anxious place.“The past tense,” I suppose you’d call it. HA HA HA.Memory’s so treacherous. One moment you’re lost in a carnival of delights. With poignant childhood aromas, the flashing neon of puberty, all that sentimental candy-floss…The next, it leads you somewhere you don’t want to go……Somewhere dark and cold, filled with the damp, ambiguous shapes of things you’d hoped were forgotten.Memories can be vile, repulsive little brutes like children I suppose HAHA.But can we live without them? Memories are what our reason is based upon. If we can’t face them we deny reason itself! Although why not? We aren’t contractually tied down to rationality! There is no sanity clause!So when you find yourself locked onto an unpleasant train of thought, heading for the places in your past where the screaming is unbearable, remember there’s always madness.Madness is the emergency exit.You can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. You can lock them away…forever.”
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