Lula: File clerk for Vinnie Plum, though how much filing she does is pretty debatable. Used to be a Hooker and still dresses like it. Is described as being short, plus size with a propensity for spandex. Has a talent for jamming her size sixteen body into size ten clothes. Changes her hair color on a regular basis.
“That's harsh, and I don't think we're completely incompetent. I think we're closer to eighty percent incompetent.”
“I tell you, he's a hunk of burning love. He's a sex bomb. He's a big ol' honey bear.”
Lula: File clerk for Vinnie Plum, though how much filing she does is pretty debatable. Used to be a Hooker and still dresses like it. Is described as being short, plus size with a propensity for spandex. Has a talent for jamming her size sixteen body into size ten clothes. Changes her hair color on a regular basis.
“Course there’s some advantage to having an intestinal disturbance.Those doughnuts probably wouldn’t stay with me long enough to find a home on my ass.”
Lula: she's a full figured black woman, who used to be a ho, and works at Plums Bond Agency as a file clerk. She helps Stephanie with her apprehension, usually in spandex or animal prints that size to small for her, and she's usually packing heat.
“Honey, you telling me you stole Morelli's car? Girl, he gonna kick you skinny white butt.”
Lula: File clerk for Vinnie Plum, though how much filing she does is pretty debatable. Used to be a Hooker and still dresses like it. Is described as being short, plus size with a propensity for spandex. Has a talent for jamming her size sixteen body into size ten clothes. Changes her hair color on a regular basis.
“I was a damn good ho.”
“"We wouldn't shoot you" Lula said "unless, of course, you drew a gun. What we'd do is gas you. We got pepper spray. Or we could zap you with the stun gun. My choice would be the stun gun on account of we're using my car and there's a lot of snot produced if we gave you a face full of pepper spray. I just had my car detailed. I don't want the back seat full of snot."”
Lula: File clerk for Vinnie Plum, though how much filing she does is pretty debatable. Used to be a Hooker and still dresses like it. Is described as being short, plus size with a propensity for spandex. Has a talent for jamming her size sixteen body into size ten clothes. Changes her hair color on a regular basis.
Lula: File clerk for Vinnie Plum, though how much filing she does is pretty debatable. Used to be a Hooker and still dresses like it. Is described as being short, plus size with a propensity for spandex. Has a talent for jamming her size sixteen body into size ten clothes. Changes her hair color on a regular basis.
“I'm not fat. I'm a substantial woman.”
Lula: File clerk for Vinnie Plum, though how much filing she does is pretty debatable. Used to be a Hooker and still dresses like it. Is described as being short, plus size with a propensity for spandex. Has a talent for jamming her size sixteen body into size ten clothes. Changes her hair color on a regular basis.
“French fries are a vegetable. They don't count when it comes to fat.”
Lula: File clerk for Vinnie Plum, though how much filing she does is pretty debatable. Used to be a Hooker and still dresses like it. Is described as being short, plus size with a propensity for spandex. Has a talent for jamming her size sixteen body into size ten clothes. Changes her hair color on a regular basis.
Lula: File clerk for Vinnie Plum, though how much filing she does is pretty debatable. Used to be a Hooker and still dresses like it. Is described as being short, plus size with a propensity for spandex. Has a talent for jamming her size sixteen body into size ten clothes. Changes her hair color on a regular basis.
Lula: File clerk for Vinnie Plum, though how much filing she does is pretty debatable. Used to be a Hooker and still dresses like it. Is described as being short, plus size with a propensity for spandex. Has a talent for jamming her size sixteen body into size ten clothes. Changes her hair color on a regular basis.
Lula: File clerk for Vinnie Plum, though how much filing she does is pretty debatable. Used to be a Hooker and still dresses like it. Is described as being short, plus size with a propensity for spandex. Has a talent for jamming her size sixteen body into size ten clothes. Changes her hair color on a regular basis.
Lula: File clerk for Vinnie Plum, though how much filing she does is pretty debatable. Used to be a Hooker and still dresses like it. Is described as being short, plus size with a propensity for spandex. Has a talent for jamming her size sixteen body into size ten clothes. Changes her hair color on a regular basis.
“"When I was a ho I used to keep myself from getting grossed out by pretending men's privates were Muppets" Lula said. "This guy looks like an anteater Muppet. See the little tuft of hair on the anteater head and then there's the thing the anteater snuffs up ants with....except ol' Funky here's gotta get real close to the ants on account of his snuffer isn't real big."”
Lula: Former "ho" now Stephanie's cohort in bounty hunting.
Lula: Character in the Stephanie Plum series. She is a plus size black woman and former 'ho who now does filing at the bail bonds office and rides along with Stephanie when Stephanie needs back up.
Lula: File clerk for Vinnie Plum, though how much filing she does is pretty debatable. Used to be a Hooker and still dresses like it. Is described as being short, plus size with a propensity for spandex. Has a talent for jamming her size sixteen body into size ten clothes. Changes her hair color on a regular basis.
Lula: a former 'ho who does the filing at Vinnie's Bail Bond Agency, helps Stephanie as her assistant or backup, wears clothes that are few sizes to small for her such as animal prints or spandex, and changes her hair color. She's a plus size black woman.
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