Edwart Mullen: Substitute for Edward Cullen. Super-hot computer nerd/dork that has never dated, and is the total opposite of a vampire.
“He started doing a slow jog across the field "As if you could out run me"He punched the air "As if you could fight me off""As if you could out climb me" He hugged a tree and tried to get his feat round it before falling off”
“Germs contagious. Contagion alert. But Edwart and Purell are stronger than dirt.”
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