Dale "Barbie" Barbara: An Iraq war veteran and short-order cook at Sweetbriar Rose cafe, planning to leave Chester's Mill, Maine. Formerly a Lieutenant (or Captain, depending on what part of the story you're in), he is promoted to Colonel upon orders of the President of the United States.
“Ken, this is one f***ed-up fire drill.”
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