““Two days, I think five once, but I wasn’t having sex with anyone, so it wasn’t scary. I mean unless there was a star in the east I was safe, just late.””
““In fact it was so practical that it gave me hope that he was finally beginning to realize that life wasn’t a Boy Scout jamboree.””
““Was this how well-adjusted people reasoned? If so, damn it was peaceful.””
“Nice, a holy item check girl.”
“I had never heard a vampire giggle before. It wasn't a pleasent sound”
“I was hoping that the vampires would come for me soon and save me. You've got to admit that's funny.”
“Bert would take money for a hit on the Pope if he thought he could get away with it.”
“When in doubt, take a breath and keep moving. A philosophy I have lived by for years.”
“Graves are for the living, not the dead.”
“An atheist waving a cross at a vampire was a truly pitiful sight.”
“He was at least six-three, and there wasn’t enough fat on him to grease a cake pan.”
““Of course he didn’t, of course he would make this as embarrassing as possible.””
““No one at work at nearly two in the morning, fucking slackers.””
““There is no one so self-righteous as someone policing someone else’s morality.””
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