““Two days, I think five once, but I wasn’t having sex with anyone, so it wasn’t scary. I mean unless there was a star in the east I was safe, just late.””
““In fact it was so practical that it gave me hope that he was finally beginning to realize that life wasn’t a Boy Scout jamboree.””
““Was this how well-adjusted people reasoned? If so, damn it was peaceful.””
“No, life isn't fair, but I try to be.”
“Note to self, never play poker with master vamps.”
“You prejudiced little werewolf, you.”
“I would say it's not what it looks like, but it is.”
“I am The Executioner, and I don't date vampires. I kill them.”
“I had never heard a vampire giggle before. It wasn't a pleasant sound”
“I was hoping that the vampires would come for me soon and save me. You've got to admit that's funny.”
“Bert would take money for a hit on the Pope if he thought he could get away with it.”
“When in doubt, take a breath and keep moving. A philosophy I have lived by for years.”
“Graves are for the living, not the dead.”
“An atheist waving a cross at a vampire was a truly pitiful sight.”
“He was at least six-three, and there wasn’t enough fat on him to grease a cake pan.”
“I talk to myself every once in awhile. Give myself very good advice. Sometimes, I even take it.”
“Who knows, maybe Death slept with a teddy bear?”
“Nice, a holy item check girl.”
“Somehow throwing a client out using a holy item seemed less than professional”
“I hate to waste a really good threat”
“The only thing missing was a rack and a black-hooded torturer, one with big, beefy arms, and a tattoo that said 'I love Mom'”
“I was blushing. Dammit!”
“A lot of people don't get my jokes. If I was less secure, I'd think my jokes weren't funny. Naw”
“Curiosity killed the vampire. One could always hope”
“Geez, look into my eyes. You'd think the city's master vampire could be more original”
“Some people smoke. I collect stuffed penguins. If you won't tell, I won't”
“Different strokes for different folks.”
“For the life of me, I couldn't think of a good comeback line.”
““Of course he didn’t, of course he would make this as embarrassing as possible.””
““No one at work at nearly two in the morning, fucking slackers.””
““There is no one so self-righteous as someone policing someone else’s morality.””
“It all seemed so terribly sexist. Just once I'd like to see the men hold the flowers and the women fork over the jewelry.”
“Cynicism is so contagious.”
“What is love? Sometimes it's just letting yourself be who and what you are, and letting the person you're supposed to love be who and what he is, too.”
“Most of the old vamps liked short women with curves. Most of us were living in so the wrong century.”
“You little exhibitionist, you.”
“Give a truly good person power, and they're still a good person. Give a bad person power, and they're still a bad person.”
“Never let people see what really scares you, they may use it against you later.”
Anita: The Main Character from the Anita Blake Series
“If I ever buy a gown with sequins on it, someone just shoot me.”
“I decided not to answer on the grounds that it might piss someone off.”
“Paranoia is just another word for longevity.”
“Mike was so hard that nobody ever took the p*** out of him for having a name that basically sounded like 'my c***'.”
Anita: Lakshmi's friend who has a crooked face because she got beaten for trying to run away from the Happiness House. She is afraid of the Americans who come to try to save them.
Anita: Major character, discovers she is Tania AnitaTania is the main character of the story. Tania died, but her spirit passed onto to many girls and reborn again and again. Anita Palmer was the born and Tania became her.
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