Gravity's Child (Hoping to get White 2)
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Name: Lily
BWF: ???? (Too many to list)
Favorite Food: Anything sweet
Favorite Animal: Any type of cat
Favorite Series: Warriors by Erin Hunter
Favorite Show: Tom and Jerry
95% of girls would sob if Justin Beiber was about to jump off a building. 3% would be at the bottom with their 3D glasses, splatter shields, and... more »
BWF: ???? (Too many to list)
Favorite Food: Anything sweet
Favorite Animal: Any type of cat
Favorite Series: Warriors by Erin Hunter
Favorite Show: Tom and Jerry
95% of girls would sob if Justin Beiber was about to jump off a building. 3% would be at the bottom with their 3D glasses, splatter shields, and... more »
Name: Lily
BWF: ???? (Too many to list)
Favorite Food: Anything sweet
Favorite Animal: Any type of cat
Favorite Series: Warriors by Erin Hunter
Favorite Show: Tom and Jerry
95% of girls would sob if Justin Beiber was about to jump off a building. 3% would be at the bottom with their 3D glasses, splatter shields, and popcon chanting JUMP, JUMP, JUMP! I would be part of the 2% who would be scaling the building to get behind him and shove him off. Of course, the trick is to make it look like an accident.
97% of teens and middle-aged women would cry if they saw Edward Cullen from Twilight standing on top of a skyscraper about to jump. If you are one of the 3% who would sit there eating popcorn, screaming, "DO A FLIP, YOU SPARKLY BITCH!", then please copy and paste this in your profile.
You know you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
FRIENDS vs. BEST FRIENDS
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Help you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnap him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will cry with you and then go beat up the sorry loser who made you cry
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reasons why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN! We screwed up!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: At your funeral would be crying
BEST FRIENDS: Sorry I'll be in jail for killing the jerk who murdered you!
If you could read that put it in your profile!
Black Rock Shooter, Where Did You Go?, Can You Hear Me?
Omg. I am such an Otaku, I love so much from Japan and I'm obsessed with Vocaloid and Kuroshitsuji. But I can't forget Hetalia, Japan is adorable and I love Russia. Okay, so I took a Hetalia test of which character I was most like and it said that I was England, with Hungary in close second. I couldn't believe it, me like Arthur?
So last night I got bored and I was looking online at ff.com and I found the cutest paring. It was England and the U.S.A. I thought that is was so sweet, though it kind of bothered me that U.S.A was the Uke, I think that he makes a better Seme.
Pun for the Money:
Okay, so I found these puns and they made me laugh. So here they are:
Two Eskimos were sitting in a kayak. They got chilly, so they decided to light a fire in the craft. Unfortunately, it sank---proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
Two boil weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cottons fields and never amounted to much. The second one behind became known as the lesser of two weevils.
There was a man who entered the local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, hoping that at least on of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
A woman had twins, but gave them up for adoption. One of them went to a family in Egypt and was named "Amal." The other went to a family in Spain who named him "Juan." Years later, Juan sent a picture of himself to his mom. When she got the picture, she told her husband wistfully that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responded: "But they're twins---if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
Some friars needed to raise money, so they opened up a small florist shop. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, the rival florist across town thought that the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. He asked his mother to plead with them. They ignored her, too. Finally, the rival florist hired Hugh McTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying that he'd be back if they didn't close shop. Terrified, they did so---thereby proving (are you ready?) that Hugh, and only Hugh can prevent florist friars. « less
BWF: ???? (Too many to list)
Favorite Food: Anything sweet
Favorite Animal: Any type of cat
Favorite Series: Warriors by Erin Hunter
Favorite Show: Tom and Jerry
95% of girls would sob if Justin Beiber was about to jump off a building. 3% would be at the bottom with their 3D glasses, splatter shields, and popcon chanting JUMP, JUMP, JUMP! I would be part of the 2% who would be scaling the building to get behind him and shove him off. Of course, the trick is to make it look like an accident.
97% of teens and middle-aged women would cry if they saw Edward Cullen from Twilight standing on top of a skyscraper about to jump. If you are one of the 3% who would sit there eating popcorn, screaming, "DO A FLIP, YOU SPARKLY BITCH!", then please copy and paste this in your profile.
You know you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
FRIENDS vs. BEST FRIENDS
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Help you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnap him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will cry with you and then go beat up the sorry loser who made you cry
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reasons why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN! We screwed up!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: At your funeral would be crying
BEST FRIENDS: Sorry I'll be in jail for killing the jerk who murdered you!
If you could read that put it in your profile!
Black Rock Shooter, Where Did You Go?, Can You Hear Me?
Omg. I am such an Otaku, I love so much from Japan and I'm obsessed with Vocaloid and Kuroshitsuji. But I can't forget Hetalia, Japan is adorable and I love Russia. Okay, so I took a Hetalia test of which character I was most like and it said that I was England, with Hungary in close second. I couldn't believe it, me like Arthur?
So last night I got bored and I was looking online at ff.com and I found the cutest paring. It was England and the U.S.A. I thought that is was so sweet, though it kind of bothered me that U.S.A was the Uke, I think that he makes a better Seme.
Pun for the Money:
Okay, so I found these puns and they made me laugh. So here they are:
Two Eskimos were sitting in a kayak. They got chilly, so they decided to light a fire in the craft. Unfortunately, it sank---proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
Two boil weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cottons fields and never amounted to much. The second one behind became known as the lesser of two weevils.
There was a man who entered the local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, hoping that at least on of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
A woman had twins, but gave them up for adoption. One of them went to a family in Egypt and was named "Amal." The other went to a family in Spain who named him "Juan." Years later, Juan sent a picture of himself to his mom. When she got the picture, she told her husband wistfully that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responded: "But they're twins---if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
Some friars needed to raise money, so they opened up a small florist shop. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, the rival florist across town thought that the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. He asked his mother to plead with them. They ignored her, too. Finally, the rival florist hired Hugh McTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying that he'd be back if they didn't close shop. Terrified, they did so---thereby proving (are you ready?) that Hugh, and only Hugh can prevent florist friars. « less
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