Meet Melanie Zeitgar - aspiring actress-turned-bored temp, The Queen of Divine Quips, and a total kleptomaniac. For Mel, stealing is a lot like love: she knows the right thing when she sees it. Unfortunately, she sees it everywhere: Pretty soaps, Socks, Lipstick, Cashmere sweaters, Tampons, Condoms, Candy bars, Perfume, Make-up, and the occasional vibrator. Hey, can she help it that she has a special, and...
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