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  I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell

  by Tucker Max

  Short anecdotal stories that detail the author's (often) debauched lifestyle. This book was on the New York Times bestsellers list from 2006-2008 and sold over 70,000 copies the year it was published.
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  The Average American Male

  by Chad Kultgen

  Are you ready to meet the average American male?
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  Encyclopedia of Unusual Sex Practices

  by Brenda Love

  This unusual volume contains more than 700 entries and 150 original and sometimes shocking illustrations. Brenda Love covers strange methods of arousal as will as hundreds of bizarre sex activities such as erotic balls, and love potions.
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  Dinosaur Mafia Mysteries

  Anonymous Rex/Casual Rex Omnibus

  by Eric Garcia

  He's a P.I. with a tail, a gumshoe with claws. He's the first dinosaur detective-and he just might make all other crime-solvers extinct.
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  The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove

  by Christopher Moore

  The town psychiatrist has decided to switch everybody in Pine Cove, California, from their normal antidepressants to placebos, so naturally -- well, to be accurate, artificially -- business is booming at the local blues bar. Trouble is, those lonely slide-guitar notes have also attracted a colossal seabeast named Steve with a, shall we say, thing for explosive oil tanker trucks. Suddenly morose Pine Cove turns... (more)
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  Worst-Case Scenario

  The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Dating and Sex

  by David Borgenicht, Jennifer Worick, Joshua Piven

  The authors of the best-selling The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook are back--and they've brought a date. Whatever your own dating nightmares are, take it from the professionals, things can get worse. Just in time for Valentine's Day, here are dozens of scenarios covering every phase of the romantic--or not so romantic--turn of events. Learn how to remove stubborn articles of clothing, slip away from a blind... (more)
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  The Game: Book 2

  The Rules of the Game

  by Neil Strauss

  If you want to play the Game, you've got to know the Rules. In his international bestseller The Game , Neil Strauss delved into the secret world of pick-up artists--men who have created a science out of the art of seduction. Not only did he reveal the techniques that they had developed, but he became a master of The Game , and the world's No. 1 PUA, as Style. Now, in his first follow-up to The Game ,... (more)
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  Lords of Satyr: Book 2

  Raine

  by Elizabeth Amber

  In this erotic historical paranormal romance trilogy set in the heart of Tuscany's centuries-old wine country, three half-Satyr brothers receive a letter that sends them in search of three endangered half-Faerie brides. Handsome, stoic, middle brother RAINE has been wed before to a wife who was repulsed by his carnal needs. Each month at Moonful, these half-Satyrs change physically, becoming more powerfully... (more)
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  The Hunger Games: Book 1

  The Hunger Games

  by Suzanne Collins

  MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR.In the ruins of a place once known as the Rocky Mountains in North America lies the nation of Panem, a shining Capitol surrounded by twelve outlying districts. In the previous war the Capitol took over and now, the Capitol is harsh and cruel and keeps the districts in line by forcing them all to send one boy and one girl from each district, between the ages of twelve... (more)
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  Stories from the Golden Age

  The Last Drop

  by L. Ron Hubbard

  Primed for promotion to the World-Journal city editor, grizzled senior reporter Pop is stunned when it's announced that young Leonard Caulborn, the publisher's son-in-law, will get the post. Worse, the lad wants him out. In protest, Pop demands to be given a beat again and gets his wish. . . only now he's got just two days to find the "real" story about a dead-end assignment— a month-old physics lecture— or be... (more)
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  Nina Wilde/Eddie Chase: Book 4

  The Covenant of Genesis

  by Andy McDermott

  In the brilliant fourth book from Andy McDermott, Nina Wilde must battle the Covenant of Genesis if she is to find the world's greatest archaeological treasure...Off the coast of Indonesia, archaeologist Nina Wilde makes an explosive find: evidence of a settlement that existed over a hundred thousand years before any previously known civilisation. But when her ship is attacked, it becomes clear that the... (more)
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  Le fait du prince

  by Amelie Nothomb

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  The 13-Storey Treehouse

  by Andy Griffiths

  Andy and Terry live in a 13 storey treehouse complete with bowling alley, a see through swimmingpool, a tank full of man-eating sharks, a giant catapult, a secret underground laboratory and a marshmallow machine that follows you around and shoots marshmallows into your mouth whenever you are hungry. A kids dreamworld, like being let free into the fun fare. Hilarious, silly and completely improbable.
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  A Confederacy of Dunces

  by John Kennedy Toole

  A popular Pulitzer Prize-winning comedy follows the adventures of New Orlean's lower denizens of the French Quarter.
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  Stephanie Plum by the Numbers: Book 10

  Ten Big Ones

  by Janet Evanovich

  Stephanie Plum, girl bounty hunter, the terror of Trenton, the bane of her boyfriend Joe Morelli's existence, and the delight of her crazy grandma's heart, is in the wrong place at the wrong time--as usual. Just happening to be indulging her nachos jones at a local deli when it's robbed by the notorious Red Devils, Plum is the eye witness who could put the gang leader, known as the Junkman, behind bars... if he... (more)
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  For Whom the Bell Tolls

  by Ernest Hemingway

  In 1937 Ernest Hemingway traveled to Spain to cover the civil war there for the North American Newspaper Alliance. Three years later he completed the greatest novel to emerge from "the good fight," For Whom the Bell Tolls. The story of Robert Jordan, a young American in the International Brigades attached to an antifascist guerilla unit in the mountains of Spain, it tells of loyalty and courage, love and defeat,... (more)
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  The Princess and the Pizza

  by Mary Jane Auch, Herm Auch

  An out of work princess must prepare a feast fit for a prince.
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  The Twilight Saga: Book 2

  New Moon

  by Stephenie Meyer

  Edward and Bella have fallen in love. They can't stay away from each other until all of a sudden Edward starts acting a little strange. When he tells Bella he's decided to leave her Bella is heartbroken and doesn't know what to do with her life. Until she meets Jacob an old friend.
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  Love Story: Book 2

  You Suck

  A Love Story

  by Christopher Moore

  "You bitch, you killed me. You suck!" Being dead sucks. Make that being un dead sucks. Literally. Just ask Thomas C. Flood. Waking up after a fantastic night unlike anything he's ever experienced, he discovers that his girlfriend, Jody—the woman of his dreams—is a vampire. And surprise! Now he's one, too. For some couples, the whole biting-and-blood thing would have been a deal breaker. But Tommy and... (more)
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  The Book of Mormon

  Another Testament of Jesus Christ

  by Joseph Smith, Jr.

  The Book of Mormon is a volume of scripture comparable to the Bible. It is a record of God's dealings with the ancient inhabitants of the Americas and contains, as does the Bible, the fullness of the everlasting gospel. The book was written by many ancient prophets by the spirit of prophecy and revelation. Their words, written on gold plates, were quoted and abridged by a prophet-historian named Mormon. The... (more)