by R. A. Lafferty
He was a farmer, a blacksmith, a boatbuilder, a ferryman, a distiller, a tanner, and teh founder of an estate that was a town. He waited a long time to get married, but, when he did, he married three women of three different races on three successive days. He was a civilized man who sometimes painted his face and body and whooped and hollered with the loudest of them. And when he was in his nineties and he decided...
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