Dear Daddy, How’s the tour going? I miss you sooooo much. I can’t believe Alice split us up like this! Things are okay here…I met a girl named Millicent Min who is so, so funny. You would crack UP. And there’s also this boy, Stanford—but I might jinx it if I write about him. Thanks for the credit card, but what I’d really love is a letter. Remember those things, Daddy? Letters? Just kidding. I won’t REALLY go...
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