Theresa Elaine Hopson, 46, owner of Miss Thang's Holy Ghost Corner and Church Women's Boutique, is puzzled. She can't for the life of her figure out why even Baby Doll Henderson, despite her false teeth and her navy-blue-socks-with-yellow-jelly-sandals-wearing self, can find a man and she can't. Theresa's been looking all of her life and it seems like the only thing she finds are things that need to stay...
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