What would it be like to screw a zombie? Would it be exciting, gross, or something in between? Would it be dry or slippery with pus? Ah, well those are the questions up for debate, aren't they? Think about it, the zombie apocalypse has arrived and is in full swing, and a year later, you still haven't been laid. What's a person to do? Become a nun or a priest? Take a vow of celibacy? Hell no, how about going out...
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