“Well, this was a big waste of time. I was sucked in by the blurbs on the dust jacket, one of which was from Stephen King. Jonathan Carroll has managed to find a way to include every idle thought he has ever had into this book. Pick a page, any page...
"Cullen it's...green. He smiled beatifically. Of course it is! It's spinach lasagne. Spinach? Oh. Yes, spinach. I'm a vegetarian. That doesn't mean it's not good. Uh...oh. He was about to take a sip of beer, but put the glass...”