There's a hot guy in Susannah Simon's bedroom. Too bad he's a ghost.
Suze is a mediator -- a liaison between the living and the dead. In other words, she sees dead people. And they won't leave her alone until she helps them resolve their unfinished business with the living. But Jesse,... read more
“Heav'n has no rage like love to hatred turn'd, nor hell a fury like a woman scorned.”William Congreve via Jesse de Silva
“But you know, sometimes the woman scorned has every right to be mad.”Susannah Simon
“Guys always admire girls who look as if any minute they might punch another girl in the mouth. We just can't help it.”Adam McTavish
“I'm sorry, Heather, but everything was not just fine before I got here. You know how I know that? Because you're dead. Okay? You are dead. Dead people don't have lockers, or best friends, or boyfriends. You know why? Because they're dead.”
‘Heav’n has no rage like love to hatred turn’d, nor hell a fury like a woman scorned.’ ”Highlighted by 15 Kindle customers
You gazed into my eyes What could I do but linger? I ran my hands all through your hair And a cootie bit my finger.Highlighted by 9 Kindle customers
I know it’s probably wrong to fantasize about giving a nun a karate chop in the neck, but I couldn’t help it. She was making me mad.Highlighted by 8 Kindle customers
Did I mention that Andy thinks he’s a comedian? He’s not. He’s a carpenter.Highlighted by 7 Kindle customers
“Do you know what the word abnegation means?” I asked.Highlighted by 6 Kindle customers
“All right,” I said, to the presence on the window seat. “Who the hell are you?”Highlighted by 6 Kindle customers
every single one of the spirits I’ve helped have passed my gate quite willingly….” Yeah. And if you clap hard enough, Tinkerbell won’t die.Highlighted by 6 Kindle customers
That’s right. I broke my wrist falling down the stairs. Oh, and the reason I fell down the stairs is that the ghost of a three - hundred - year - old conquistador pushed me.Highlighted by 6 Kindle customers
“If you’re gonna have your head split open, it might as well be while you’re riding a wave, dude.”Highlighted by 5 Kindle customers
All those guys on the wrestling team, though — they scare me. And they’re so homophobic…well, you can’t help wondering about their sexual orientation. I mean, they all think I’m gay, but you wouldn’t catch me in a pair of tights grabbing at some other guy’s inner thigh.”Highlighted by 3 Kindle customers
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