When Roy Travers doesn’t come home his wife begins to suspect he has been abducted by aliens, and she enlists the help of a private detective to find him. But Roy was not taken by aliens. The truth is far stranger.
Roy Travers is swept away by a freak gust of wind while trying to install a bouncy castle in Brockwell Park, south London. Sheila, his wife, can’t understand why he hasn’t found his way back home. She begins to suspect that Roy has been abducted by aliens and enlists the help of Mrs... read more (warning: may contain spoilers)
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Chapter One ~ The Castle
Chapter Two ~ Personne Disparue
Chapter Three ~ On The Bus
Chapter Four ~ Heaven & Earth
Chapter Five ~ The Message
Chapter Six ~ Sylvia
Chapter Seven ~ The Zebra
Chapter Eight ~ Jeremy
Chapter Nine ~ The White Van
Chapter Ten ~ Convenience
Chapter Eleven ~ Colors
Chapter Twelve ~ Cherry Lip gloss
Chapter Thirteen ~ Truly, Madly, Deeply
Chapter Fourteen ~ The Dinner Party
Chapter Fifteen ~ The Models
Chapter Sixteen ~ Being Light
Chapter Seventeen ~ Fecal Matter
Chapter Eighteen ~ Night-time
Chapter Nineteen ~ Usefulness
Chapter Twenty ~ Hot Line
Chapter Twenty-One ~ Wind Chimes
Chapter Twenty-Two ~ The Café
Chapter Twenty-Three ~ Bandits
Chapter Twenty-Four ~ Dry White Wine
Chapter Twenty-Five ~ Anthropologists
Chapter Twenty-Six ~ Plague of Blonde Women
Chapter Twenty-Seven ~ Sylvia’s Flip-Flop
Chapter Twenty-Eight ~ Cruising
Chapter Twenty-Nine ~ High Wire Workout
Chapter Thirty ~ Frozen Yoghurt
Chapter Thirty-One ~ Laundry
Chapter Thirty-Two ~ The Albert Memorial
Chapter Thirty-Three ~ The Postman’s Dog
Chapter Thirty-Four ~ The Bridges
Chapter Thirty-Five ~ The Circus
Chapter Thirty-Six ~ Prince Albert
Chapter Thirty-Seven ~ The Smallest Room
Chapter Thirty-Eight ~ Big Ben
Chapter Thirty-Nine ~ Philippe Starck
Chapter Forty ~ Regeneration
Chapter Forty-One ~ The Race
Chapter Forty-Two ~ Vroom, Slam
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