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Dogbert, the domineering pet of a nerdy engineer in the nationally syndicated Dilbert comic strip, gives advice on such diverse niceties as elevator etiquette, rudeness warning signs, discouraging a serial talker, and knowing what to say about open zippers and bad hairpieces.

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  • “If nobody is looking, you have the right to drink the entire container without using your hands. However, it is never good etiquette to give yourself a sponge-bath with any item from the refrigerator.”
  • “It is rude to touch a public water fountain with your lips, unless you have developed a relationship with it.”

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IN THE OLD DAYS, WHEN PEOPLE HAD MORE TIME, IT WAS IMPOLITE TO TALK WITH FOOD IN YOUR MOUTH.

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This is book 3 of 36 in Dilbert. (standard series)

Preceded by Build a Better Life by Stealing Office Supplies, and followed by Shave the Whales.

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  1. Scott Adams (Author)

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Original Language: English
Publisher: Andrew McMeel Books
Country: USA
Publication Date: 1993
ISBN: 0-8362-1737-3
Page Count: 113

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