Dogbert, the domineering pet of a nerdy engineer in the nationally syndicated Dilbert comic strip, gives advice on such diverse niceties as elevator etiquette, rudeness warning signs, discouraging a serial talker, and knowing what to say about open zippers and bad hairpieces.
“If nobody is looking, you have the right to drink the entire container without using your hands. However, it is never good etiquette to give yourself a sponge-bath with any item from the refrigerator.”
“It is rude to touch a public water fountain with your lips, unless you have developed a relationship with it.”
Preceded by Build a Better Life by Stealing Office Supplies, and followed by Shave the Whales.
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