How to Survive a Horror Movie (2007) (edit title/settings)

Rachel edited the table of contents of How to Survive a Horror Movie Monday, October 10, 2011.

• AN APOLOGY FROM WES CRAVEN
  INTRODUCTION
  CHAPTER I: WELCOME TO THE TERRORVERSE
  How Do I Know If I’m in a Horror Movie?
  How Do I Know What Type of Horror Movie I’m In?
  C.R.A.V.E.N. (Cover, Recon, Arsenal, Vehicle, Escape, North)
  The Seven Deadly Horror Movie Sins
  How to Survive a Horror Movie High School

  CHAPTER II: SLASHER SURVIVAL SCHOOL—MASKS, GLOVES, AND MOTELS
  The Slaughterhouse Five: Five Types of Slashers and How to Defeat Them
  How to Survive Summer Vacation
  What to Do If You Did Something Last Summer
  How to Survive a Night of Babysitting
  How to Stay Awake for a Week

  CHAPTER III: INANIMATE EVIL—THE MANMADE INSTRUMENTS OF DEATH
  How to Survive a Haunted House
  What to Do When an Evil Vehicle Wants You Dead
  How to Defeat a Killer Doll
  How to Tell If an Object Is Evil

  CHAPTER IV: CRYPT-OGRAPHY—GHOSTS, ZOMBIES, AND THE REANIMATED
  How to Survive a Cemetery
  The Good, the Bad, and the Deadly: Know Your Ghosts
  How to Kill the Living Dead
  How to Kill a Vampire
  How to Tell If You’ve Been Dead Since the Beginning of the Movie

  CHAPTER V: FANGS OF FURY—ALIENS AND BEASTS
  How to Survive a Global Alien Attack
  What to Do If There Are Snakes on Your Plane
  How to Survive a Space-Based Horror Movie

  CHAPTER 666: THE SATANIC “VERSUS”—CURSES, DEMONS, AND THE DEVIL HIMSELF
  What to Do If Your Corn Has Children in It
  How to Perform an Exorcism
  What to Do If You Have Only Seven Days to Live

  APPENDIX:
  ADDITIONAL STUDY MATERIALS
  ACKNOWLEDGMENTS