Zoe W edited the table of contents of Autobiography of a Fat Bride Saturday, March 12, 2011.
1. It's Not You, It's Me2. Super Idiot Girl: The Sad Life and Lonely Times of Princess Enabler3. You Never Call Me4. The Good Guy5. Dog Girl Bites Back6. The Fat Bride Is Not a Happy Magic Marker7. Hair of the Dog8. Dreading the Wedding9. Naked with a Stranger10. The Suck of Bridal G-Force11. Don't Drink the Kool-Aid12. Dead Bride Walking13. "If You Get Divorced Within a Year, You Owe Your Father $35.78 a Dinner Times Two Hundred": Words of Wisdom on My Wedding Day14. It Takes Guts15. Grin and Bare It16. I Think at Night It Flies17. Sweet Ride18. Marathon Man19. My Poor Sister20. Following Instructions21. The M&M, the Bee, and the Man Baby22. Burning the Bra23. The Lonely, Brown House24. Erica's Moving Adventure25. The Squatter26. A Pound of Flesh27. Home Sweat Home28. Spooky Little Girl Like You29. The Little King30. What's on That Dog's Butt?31. Red Mice32. The Hands of Death33. The Slattern's Blue Panties34. White Noise, White Soap, and Man Desire: Marriage Advice from Two Mean Girls35. As Time Goes By36. Enough with the Love: Aberrant Tales of an Absolutely and Completely Normal Family (as Told to My Therapist)37. Jingle Hell38. The Dead Zone39. Peace, You Stupid Asshole40. My Mother, My Self, My God41. It Only Says That on the Box42. The Craft Toothbrush43. The Littlest Operative44. You Make Me Sick45. Big Black Bastard46. Boys and Girlas47. Pissing Off the Pee Taker48. What Drugs Can Do to a Family49. You Have Already Been Preapproved for a Decline50. Tiger Woods Doesn't Know Where I Live51. I Think Someone Forgot About My Needs52. Queen Bee53. Thirty-fffff54. Walk All Over You55. Acknowledgments