Autobiography of a Fat Bride (2003) (edit title/settings)

Zoe W edited the table of contents of Autobiography of a Fat Bride Saturday, March 12, 2011.

• 1. It's Not You, It's Me
  2. Super Idiot Girl: The Sad Life and Lonely Times of Princess Enabler
  3. You Never Call Me
  4. The Good Guy
  5. Dog Girl Bites Back
  6. The Fat Bride Is Not a Happy Magic Marker
  7. Hair of the Dog
  8. Dreading the Wedding
  9. Naked with a Stranger
  10. The Suck of Bridal G-Force
  11. Don't Drink the Kool-Aid
  12. Dead Bride Walking
  13. "If You Get Divorced Within a Year, You Owe Your Father $35.78 a Dinner Times Two Hundred": Words of Wisdom on My Wedding Day
  14. It Takes Guts
  15. Grin and Bare It
  16. I Think at Night It Flies
  17. Sweet Ride
  18. Marathon Man
  19. My Poor Sister
  20. Following Instructions
  21. The M&M, the Bee, and the Man Baby
  22. Burning the Bra
  23. The Lonely, Brown House
  24. Erica's Moving Adventure
  25. The Squatter
  26. A Pound of Flesh
  27. Home Sweat Home
  28. Spooky Little Girl Like You
  29. The Little King
  30. What's on That Dog's Butt?
  31. Red Mice
  32. The Hands of Death
  33. The Slattern's Blue Panties
  34. White Noise, White Soap, and Man Desire: Marriage Advice from Two Mean Girls
  35. As Time Goes By
  36. Enough with the Love: Aberrant Tales of an Absolutely and Completely Normal Family (as Told to My Therapist)
  37. Jingle Hell
  38. The Dead Zone
  39. Peace, You Stupid Asshole
  40. My Mother, My Self, My God
  41. It Only Says That on the Box
  42. The Craft Toothbrush
  43. The Littlest Operative
  44. You Make Me Sick
  45. Big Black Bastard
  46. Boys and Girlas
  47. Pissing Off the Pee Taker
  48. What Drugs Can Do to a Family
  49. You Have Already Been Preapproved for a Decline
  50. Tiger Woods Doesn't Know Where I Live
  51. I Think Someone Forgot About My Needs
  52. Queen Bee
  53. Thirty-fffff
  54. Walk All Over You
  55. Acknowledgments