It's bad enough being new on the job, but Teppic hasn't a clue as to what a pharaoh is supposed to do. After all, he's been trained at Ankh-Morpork's famed assassins' school, across the sea from the Kingdom of the Sun.First, there's the monumental task of building a suitable resting place for... read more
“There was not a lot that could be done to make Morpork a worse place. A direct hit by a meteorite, for example, would count as gentrification.”
“People needed to believe in gods, if only because it was so hard to believe in people.”
“The gods didn't listen ... But it had never mattered before. You just went through the motions and came up with an answer. It was the ritual that was important, not the gods. The gods were there to do the duties of a megaphone, because who else would people listen to?”
This means either that the universe is more full of wonders than we can hope to understand or, more probably, that scientists make things up as they go along.Highlighted by 14 Kindle customers
What our ancestors would really be thinking, if they were alive today, is: ‘Why is it so dark in here?’Highlighted by 11 Kindle customers
No one is more worried by the actual physical manifestation of a god than his priests; it’s like having the auditors in unexpectedly.Highlighted by 11 Kindle customers
Seeing, contrary to popular wisdom, isn’t believing. It’s where belief stops, because it isn’t needed any more.Highlighted by 10 Kindle customers
Camels have a very democratic approach to the human race. They hate every member of it, without making any distinctions for rank or creed.Highlighted by 9 Kindle customers
Look into the face of a man who will kill you for a belief and your nostrils will snuff up the scent of abomination. Hear a speech declaring a holy war and, I assure you, your ears should catch the clink of evil’s scales and the dragging of its monstrous tail over the purity of the language.Highlighted by 7 Kindle customers
Her singing always cheered him up. Life seemed so much brighter when she stopped.Highlighted by 7 Kindle customers
When you die, the first thing you lose is your life. The next thing is your illusions.Highlighted by 6 Kindle customers
Dios, First Minister and high priest among high priests, wasn’t a naturally religious man. It wasn’t a desirable quality in a high priest, it affected your judgement, made you unsound. Start believing in things and the whole business became a farce.Highlighted by 6 Kindle customers
human beings, little bags of thinking water held up briefly by fragile accumulations of calcium,Highlighted by 6 Kindle customers
Preceded by Wyrd Sisters, and followed by Guards! Guards!.
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