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Starved for the whole truth, man? Take a bite out of this bitsy but beefy package, brimming with flavorized morsels of wit, wisdom and worldly knowledge brought to you by the one and only Bartholomew J. Simpson -- get the hard-knocks facts of life from the guy who's seen it all, heard it... read more

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This book is a book about how to live your life like the truly famous Bart Simpson. Bart teaches you his ways on how to annoy parents and how to stay up past bed time. You go threw sections of the book each with a main focus Money, School, and Parents. Bart teaches you not just on life but... read more (warning: may contain spoilers)

This book is a book about how to live your life like the truly famous Bart Simpson. Bart teaches you his ways on how to annoy parents and how to stay up past bed time. You go threw sections of the book each with a main focus Money, School, and Parents. Bart teaches you not just on life but also on dreams and imagination on faces to make or what your dreams mean. But also a big part of Bart cheating he teaches you his secretes on cheating and how to make signs with your fingers or on ways to make sneaks at someones paper. This book has the true meaning of life in it just turn to page ...

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  • Bart Simpson: Bart is a Little rebel who feels good when he makes people mad or annoyed. This is his guide to life on what he would do. Bart enjoys upsetting people yet still is a boy and like all boys believes in cooties.
  • Lisa Simpson: Lisa is a straight A student who is a genius the only smart person in the Simpson family. She is good at arguing and fighting for what she wants.
  • Maggie Simpson: Maggie is a the baby she is around 1 years old she cant talk and always has a pacifier in her mouth. She is a very adventures baby.
  • Marge Simpson: Marge is the mom of the family she enjoys cleaning and cooking and feels she has nothing to do when she cant clean or cook she is a stay at home mom and is often dealing with her husbands problems.
  • Homer Simpson: Homer is possibly the stupidest man to walk the earth he works and the nuclear plant as safety inspector. He often gets the family into trouble and cant remember the number let alone what his kids names are. He also has the famous word D'oh in his vocabulary.
  • Ned Flanders: Ned is their neighbor who is a very religious man often try's to help the family but is to busy cleansing his kids eyes from what they saw at the Simpson home. Home dislikes him very much if i put this in homers word it would be "Stupid Flanders"
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"Okay, listen up, man!"

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  1. Matt Groening (Creator) - Bart Simpson's Guide to Life was written by numerous contributing authors: Peter Alexander, Jamie Angell, Ted Brock, Eileen Campion, Max Franke, Jim Jensen, Barbara McAdams, Bill Morrison, Mili Smythe, Mary Trainor, and Doug Whaley. The Simpsons creator Matt Groening is credited with helping the book into print

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Page Count: 147

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