Something new has come up between the ancient rival cities of Ankh-Morpork and Al-Khali. Literally. An island, rising out of Discworld's circular sea. Since it's uninhabited and claimed by both cities, Commander Vimes and his faithful trolls and cops are forced to deal with a crime so awful... read more
“Vimes's grin was as funny as the one that moves very fast towards drowning men. And has a fin on top.”
“Taxation, gentlemen, is very much like dairy farming. The task is to extract the maximum amount of milk with the minimum of moo. And I am afraid to say that these days all I get is moo.”Lord Vetinari
“Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.”
“One o'clock pee em! Hello, Insert Name Here!”The Dis-Organiser
“Oh, history," said Lord Selachii. "That's all in the past!”Lord Selachii
“After the first battle of Sto Lat, I formulated a policy which has stood me in good stead in other battles. It is this: if the enemy has an impregnable stronghold, see he stays there.”Vimes, quoting the works of General Tacticus
“The intelligence of that creature known as a crowd is the square root of the number of people in it.”
‘Give a man a fire and he’s warm for a day, but set fire to him and he’s warm for the rest of his life.’Highlighted by 78 Kindle customers
Sergeant Colon had had a broad education. He’d been to the School of My Dad Always Said, the College of It Stands to Reason, and was now a postgraduate student at the University of What Some Bloke In the Pub Told Me.Highlighted by 73 Kindle customers
After all, when you seek advice from someone it’s certainly not because you want them to give it. You just want them to be there while you talk to yourself.Highlighted by 72 Kindle customers
It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone’s fault. If it was Us, what did that make Me? After all, I’m one of Us. I must be. I’ve certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We’re always one of Us. It’s Them that do the bad things.Highlighted by 70 Kindle customers
“It is always useful to face an enemy who is prepared to die for his country,” he read. “This means that both you and he have exactly the same aim in mind.”Highlighted by 52 Kindle customers
the intelligence of that creature known as a crowd is the square root of the number of people in it.Highlighted by 50 Kindle customers
Night poured over the desert. It came suddenly, in purple. In the clear air, the stars drilled down out of the sky, reminding any thoughtful watcher that it is in the deserts and high places that religions are generated. When men see nothing but bottomless infinity over their heads they have always had a driving and desperate urge to find someone to put in the way.Highlighted by 48 Kindle customers
Odd thing, ain’t it…you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.”Highlighted by 44 Kindle customers
71-hour Ahmed was not superstitious. He was substitious, which put him in a minority among humans. He didn’t believe in the things everyone believed in but which nevertheless weren’t true. He believed instead in the things that were true in which no one else believed. There are many such substitions, ranging from “It’ll get better if you don’t pick at it” all the way up to “Sometimes things just happen.”Highlighted by 40 Kindle customers
This is Mine, and that is Yours. Trespass on Mine, and you’ll get Yours.Highlighted by 26 Kindle customers
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