Suddenly things aren't so great in the romance department for Sookie. Bill has become absorbed in something he's keeping secret from her, he has possibly become involved with someone else, and he's missing. Now Sookie must venture into the dangerous world exclusive to vampires, weres,... read more
Club Dead takes place at the beginning of December and begins with Bill asking Sookie for a time apart while he works on a secret project for the vampire queen of Louisiana. He also tells her that he will be traveling to Seattle. Days later, a werewolf attacks Sookie at Merlotte’s, but Bubba,... read more (warning: may contain spoilers)
“"Better to be screwed physically than financially."”Sookie Stackhouse to Alcide
“And the other vampires need me so I'm safe-to a certain extent. Mostly. Sometimes.”Sookie
“Why any ordinary person would walk into Josephine's after the cumulative effect of the haunted sidewalk, the vanishing vehicle, and the goblin at the door...well, some people are just born asking to be killed, I guess.”
“Don't worry about feeling guilty...something'll come along pretty soon that you'll feel guilty about. Save it up.”Alcide
“In the space of two days I had hidden a corpse and created another one. And all because I had fallen in love with a vampire.”Sookie
“"You might have been paid back enough to suit you," I said, "but I don't know if you've been paid back enough to suit me."”Sookie to Bill
“You might make a decent vampire, Sookie.”Eric
“Tell me this, Sookie: would you ask this of me if she were human?" "If she were a human, I'd take care of it myself.”Eric, Sookie
“I might have to torture you, but I want to have sex with you; I need Bill, but I'm furious with him because he deceived me; I have to keep peace with Russell Edgington, but I have to get Bill back from him; Bill is my surf, but he's secretly working more for my boss.”Eric
“Tomorrow night, sit with the Edginton crew and pick their brains, Sookie." "Well, that would never have occurred to me, Eric. Gosh, I'm glad you woke me up tonight to explain that to me." "No problem. Anytime you want me to wake you up, Sookie, you have only to say." "Go away, Eric.”Eric, Sookie
“You know, Alcide, there's something that smells almost rotten, right around here." "I noticed it, too. That's why I'm over here looking through the cabinets. Maybe there's a dead mouse?" "Oh, no, oh, nononono." "Don't tell me a rat go in there and died." "Not a rat. A werewolf.”Sookie, Alcide
“We just did something really illegal, but all I really feel is happy we got away with it." "Something'll come along pretty soon that you'll feel guilty about. Save it up.”Sookie, Alcide
“Would it be too much to ask where he is now?" "Um, well, he's..." Eric inhaled. "The body's not here. You called the police?" "Well, no. Actually, we, ah..." "We dumped him out in the country." "Well, aren't you two enterprising?”Eric, Sookie, Alcide
“I'm not going to ask you how you're doing, cause I can see you got a great big hole in your side." "Kind of ironic, isn't it, that it was the human that got staked.”Doctor Ray Don, Sookie
“Thank you, Eric." "How grateful are you?" he whispered, his mouth hovering over mine. "That kind of ruins it, when you say something like that. You shouldn't want me to have sex with you just because I owe you." "I don't really care why you have sex with me, as long as you do it.”sookie, Eric
“I seem to be having sex with you in a closet. Did you, ah, volunteer?”Bill
“Let the young man go." "You gonna shoot us, little lady?" "You bet your ass I am." "And if she misses, I will get you.”Sookie, Robber, Eric
“What were you supposed to watch for?" "A big dark guy and a tall blond guy. With a blond woman, real young, with nice tits." "You are speaking of my future lover. Be more respectful.”Eric, robber
“You offed Lorena?" "Sookie staked her. It was a fair kill." "Sookie killed Lorena in a fight?" Eric's grin grew even broader. "Very short fight.”Eric, Bill, sookie
“They found the corpse in the closet of Alcide's apartment, and they hatched a plan to hide his remains." "My Sookie hid a corpse?" "I don't think you can be too sure about that possessive pronoun." "She is mine." I wondered if my hands would move. They would. I raised both of them making an unmistakable one-fingered gesture. "Sookie!" "I think that Sookie is telling us she belongs to herself.”Eric, Bill
“I had to fight an impulse to say, 'There's a tortured vampire in my trunk,' out of sheer giddiness.”Sookie
Chapters 1-15
Preceded by Living Dead in Dallas, and followed by Dead to the World.
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