Thirteen-year-old criminal mastermind Artemis Fowl II has constructed a supercomputer from stolen fairy technology. In the wrong hands, it could be fatal for humans and fairies alike. But no need to worry, Artemis has a brilliant plan. He's not going to use the computer; he's just going to... read more
ARTEMIS FOWL II IS GOING STRAIGHT -- AS SOON AS HE PULLS OFF THE MOST BRILLIANT CRIMINAL FEAT OF HIS CAREER. . . .
After being held prisoner for years, Artemis Fowl's father has finally come home. He is a new man -- an honest man, much to Artemis's horror. He makes his son promise to... read more (warning: may contain spoilers)
“"If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away."”Artemis Fowl
“"I never tell people exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared."”Artemis Fowl
“You know, it’s much more real than a movie when it’s real.”Chips
“In the dwarf world, presenting your behind was the ultimate insult, as it is in most cultures.”
“Sometimes, Spiro missed the times when a troublesome worker would be thrown out a high window and that would be the end of him. These days, if you threw someone out of a window, they'd phone their lawyer on the way down.”
Barney says, go to sleep.” Pex and Chips were snoring before they hit the ground.Highlighted by 64 Kindle customers
“But—buried alive! That’s like in that horror movie. Y’know—the one with all the horror.” “I think I saw that one. With all the words going up on the screen at the end?” “Yeah, that was it. Tell you the truth, those words kinda ruined it for me.” Pex stamped on the loose earth. “Don’t worry, buddy. There are no words in this movie.”Highlighted by 58 Kindle customers
“Captain Hook rocks,” said Pex. “He would kick Barney’s purple butt ten times out of ten.” Chips sighed. “You’re missing the whole point of Barney. It’s a values thing. Butt-kicking is not the issue.”Highlighted by 50 Kindle customers
“We sure could,” enthused Chips, thinking about all the Barney DVDs he could buy.Highlighted by 46 Kindle customers
These days, if you threw someone out of a window, they’d phone their lawyer on the way down.Highlighted by 46 Kindle customers
the children’s menu itself tastes better than the meals on it.Highlighted by 40 Kindle customers
“Your eyes. What’s wrong with your eyes? They don’t match.” Artemis treated him to his best vampire smile. “All the better to see you with, Spiro.”Highlighted by 37 Kindle customers
For some of the younger fairies, the loss of their cell phones was too much to bear. They sank to the streets, sobbing gently.Highlighted by 32 Kindle customers
“Foaly? Are you listening?” “Are you kidding?” came the reply. “This is better than human soap operas.”Highlighted by 30 Kindle customers
“Outside the gate. He’s the small, angry one. Glad to see you’re alive by the way, big man. There was a rumor going round the underworld that you were dead.” “I was,” said Butler, heading for the security booth. “But I’m better now.”Highlighted by 23 Kindle customers
Prologue
Part I: Attack
1. The Cube
2. Lockdown
3. On Ice
4. Running In The Family
5. The Metal Man And The Monkey
6. Assault On Fowl Manor
7. Best-Laid Plans
Part II: Counterattack
8. Hooks, Lines And Sinkers
9. Ghosts In The Machine
10. Fingers And Thumbs
11. The Invisible Man
12. Mind Wipe
Epilogue
Preceded by The Arctic Incident, and followed by The Opal Deception.
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