Artemis and Butler are waiting for a demon appearance in Barcelona. The imp No. 1 appears, as anticipated, from the demon island of Hybras, but he is taken by Minerva Paradizo. Holly tags along, and together with Artemis and company, busts No. 1 out. Billy Kong, Minerva's bodyguard, believes... read more
Ten thousand years ago, humans and fairies fought a great battle for the magical island of Ireland. When it became clear to the fairy families that they could never win, they decided to move their civilization underground and keep themselves hidden from the humans. All the fairy families... read more (warning: may contain spoilers)
“"A tank," said Artemis wryly into his fairy phone. "You sent them a tank?""You've hacked into the audio feed?" said Foaly sharply. "Just what else can that phone of yours do?""It can play solitaire and minesweeper," replied Artemis innocently.”Artemis & Foaly
“"Nearly there," she said."Just across the wide open green space, is it?" said No.1, displaying a real gift for sarcasm."I like him," said Foaly”Holly, Foaly & No. 1
“Great, thought Holly. No matter what dimension you’re in, there’s a bigheaded male trying to take over the world.”Holly
“Absolutely anything. I don't care if Martians built it, Doodah Day can drive it.”Doodah
“No, but we do have a shower room. You do know what a shower is, don't you, Diggums?”Foaly
“Oh, brilliant. I must write that one down in my witty retorts book."”Mulch Diggums
“A dwarf walks into a bar...”Narrator
“Just what we need,” moaned Holly. “Artemis Fowl with magical powers.”Highlighted by 101 Kindle customers
as easy as going to the toilet on command with a dozen people watching. Who all hated you.Highlighted by 91 Kindle customers
Great, thought Holly. No matter what dimension you’re in, there’s a bigheaded male trying to take over the world.Highlighted by 90 Kindle customers
Artemis had a vast mental reserve of scathing comebacks at his disposal, but none of them covered girlfriend insults. He wasn’t even sure if it was an insult. And if it was, who was being insulted? Him or the girl?Highlighted by 82 Kindle customers
“Perhaps it’s happy to see you. You don’t want to be there if it gets angry.”Highlighted by 76 Kindle customers
“We never do anything small, do we? Why can’t we for once have a meeting in a Starbucks?”Highlighted by 67 Kindle customers
Artemis Fowl glanced her way briefly, then returned his gaze to the bomb’s timer, leaving Holly Short to die on the ground. Which she did.Highlighted by 58 Kindle customers
Artemis tapped the cheek below his fairy-brown eye. “I’ll keep an eye out for you.” “Was that a joke? My goodness, you are changing.”Highlighted by 56 Kindle customers
“Control freak? Can you believe that?” “The nerve of some people,” replied the bodyguard without taking his eyes off the chateau.Highlighted by 50 Kindle customers
“The good news is that Kong can’t be too far ahead of us, so it is unlikely he had time to set up any traps either.”Highlighted by 37 Kindle customers
1. Blast to the Past
2. Doodah Day
3. First Impression
4. Mission Impossible
5. Imprisoned
6. Dwarf Walks Into a Bar
7. Bobos Run
8. Sudden Impact
9. Turned Tables
10. Kong the King
11. A Long Way Down
12. Heart of Stone
13. Out of Time
14. Leader of the Pack
15. Home Again, Home Again
16. Point of Impact
Preceded by The Opal Deception, and followed by The Time Paradox.
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