While filling his pages with reports of local club meetings and pictures of humorously shaped vegetables, William accidentally discovers dark forces plotting to overthrow the city's ruler.
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The world belongs, however, to those who can look at the glass and say: What’s up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don’t think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass! Who’s been pinching my beer?Highlighted by 64 Kindle customers
He knew about concerned citizens. Wherever they were, they all spoke the same private language, where “traditional values” meant “hang someone.”Highlighted by 49 Kindle customers
Kings and lords come and go and leave nothing but statues in a desert, while a couple of young men tinkering in a workshop change the way the world works.”Highlighted by 48 Kindle customers
sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove.Highlighted by 47 Kindle customers
William wondered why he always disliked people who said “no offense meant.” Maybe it was because they found it easier to say “no offense meant” than actually to refrain from giving offense.Highlighted by 47 Kindle customers
Pulling together is the aim of despotism and tyranny. Free men pull in all kinds of directions.” He smiled. “It’s the only way to make progress. That, and, of course, moving with the times.Highlighted by 45 Kindle customers
lies could run around the world before the truth could get its boots on.Highlighted by 43 Kindle customers
But too much reading had taken its toll. William found that he now thought of prayer as a sophisticated way of pleading with thunderstorms.Highlighted by 42 Kindle customers
“And these are your reasons, my lord?” “Do you think I have others?” said Lord Vetinari. “My motives, as ever, are entirely transparent.” Hughnon reflected that “entirely transparent” meant either that you could see right through them or that you couldn’t see them at all.Highlighted by 25 Kindle customers
As for Mr. Pin and Mr. Tulip, all that need be known about them at this point is that they are the kind of people who call you “friend.” People like that aren’t friendly.Highlighted by 22 Kindle customers
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