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FOREVER A BRIDESMAID, NEVER AN UNDEAD BRIDE
Once a devoted children's librarian, Jane Jameson now works at a rundown occult bookstore. Once a regular gal, she's now a vampire. And instead of a bride, she's an eternal bridesmaid -- which leads her to question where exactly her... read more
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Characters edit
- Jane Jameson: Main character, Vamprie, Maid of Honor in Zeb and Jolene's Wedding.
- Gabriel Nightengale: Jane's Sire, Jane's Boyfriend, Vampire.
- Aunt Jettie Belle Early: Jane's Dead Great Aunt, Ghost.
- Richard "Dick" Cheney: Vampire, Old "friend" of Gabriels, Zeb's Best Man.
- Mimi & Lonnie McClaine: Jolene's parents, The Alpha Werewolf Couple.
- Ginger & Floyd: Zeb's Parents, Ginger is known as "Mama Ginger".
- Gilbert Wainwright: Jane's Boss.
- Adam Morrow: Jane's Crush from her school years, Veterinarians.
- Zeb Lavelle: Jane's best friend, getting married to Jolene.
- Grandma Ruthie: Jane's Grandmother.
- Jenny: Jane's sister.
- Sherry & John: Jane's parents.
- Andrea Byrne: Blood Donor, Jane's Friend.
- Jolene: Werewolf, Getting married to Zeb.
- Esther Barnes: Add a description of this character.
- Mama Ginger: Zeb's mother
- Molly Harper: Author
- Wilbur: Jane's grandmother's boyfriend; ghoul.
- Vonnie: Jolene's aunt
- Raylene: Jolene's cousin
- Albert: Dick's son and Mr. Wainwright's grandfather.
- Jeanine: Mysterious person associated with Gabriel
- Janie: Jane's nickname
- Grandpa Fred: One of Jane's step grandfather
- Mrs. Stubblefield: Past director of the local public library; now retired
- Ophelia: Vampire and Vampire council member
- Vance: Jolene's cousin
Quotes edit
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“He's practically stalking me. He just won't let it go. He's just being ... he's being a jackass with a flaky jackass crust and a delicious jackass filling.”
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“Curse your sassy toes.”
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“My future step-grandpa was an enigma wrapped in a riddle stored in a Rubik's Cube, which I always had to resort to rearranging the stickers to solve.”
Jane Jameson
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Because you’re not really celebrating the birth of Jesus unless your house can be spotted by passing aircraft.
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‘To the highly organized mind, death is just another adventure.’ “ “That’s from Harry Potter,” I said. “Dumbledore said it in the first book.”
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Sometimes your mouth writes a check your butt can’t cash.”
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Such is the delicate social web of a small Southern town. I knew that they knew. My family knew that some of them knew. They knew I knew that they knew. But none of us said anything, because that would cause unpleasantness. And we are nothing if not pleasant … when other people are watching.
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My only consolation was that Grandma looked like Flavor Flav and usually tipped over under the weight of her bling.
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“Actually, most figureheads on ships featured bare breasts because sailors believed that the best way to keep storms and misfortunes at bay was to have a woman sacrifice her dignity to the gods. Flash a little boob, get smooth sailing. It’s not so much romantic as Clash of the Titans meets Girls Gone Wild.”
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the whole point of having bridesmaids was dressing them like circus folk so you would look better by comparison.
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Living in Kentucky is a mix of the ridiculous and the sublime. The same state that is home to top-shelf research hospitals, major manufacturers, and thoroughbred horse racing is a place where you can attend a schoolbus crash-up derby. (They do take the kids off the buses before they race them.) We have Opera Houses and Opry Houses. We have cities that are home to hundreds of thousands and towns like the Hollow, where one day, if the right couple gets engaged, the entire population will be related by marriage.
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We then enjoyed the traditional Jameson meal of turkey, stuffing, and a piping-hot side dish of guilt-stuffed manipulation.
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“Someone has to lock my grandma up. She’s single-handedly taking down the Greatest Generation,” I moaned.
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Setting & Locations edit
First Sentence edit
"I can't do this."
Series & Lists edit
This is book 2 of 5 in Jane Jameson. (standard series)
Preceded by Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs, and followed by Nice Girls Don't Live Forever.
Authors & Contributors edit
- Molly Harper (Author)
First Edition edit
Original Language: English
Publisher: Pocket Star
Country: USA
Publication Date: August 25, 2009
ISBN: 978-1416589433
Page Count: 400
Publisher: Pocket Star
Country: USA
Publication Date: August 25, 2009
ISBN: 978-1416589433
Page Count: 400
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- Library of Congress: Add the Library of Congress Classification.
- Dewey: 813.6
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- Molly Harper: author's website
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