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Description edit
Born the child of a homo and a hypochondriac (Okay, okay. Her dad’s not really a homosexual. He just acts like it. Her mom, however, really is a hypochondriac), Sara Barron never stood a chance of being normal. At age eleven, she starts writing porn (“He humped me wildly with his wiener”). At... read more
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Characters/People edit
- Maggie: Add a description of this character.
- Sam
- Ishmael
- Sara Barron
- Maude
- Grandma
- Elijah
- Justin
- Jesse
- Jerry Springer
- Daniel Stewart
- Hershey
- Mike
- Sheila Epstein
- Len
- Darren
- Ms. Manishevitz
- Josh
- Brian Epstein
- Mr. Clown
- Jenny
- Stella Mccartney
- Jorge
- Roxane
- Neil
- Will
- Randall
- John Stamos
- Mariah
- Octavio
- Whitney
- Freddo
- Tina Turner
- Matt
- Whitfield
- Jim
- Sakiko
- Peggy Pearson
- Dr. Levy
Setting & Locations edit
First Sentence edit
I've always preferred sedentary activities to active activities.
Table of Contents edit
Act I: Suburbia
1. Lady Daddy
2. You Say "Penis," I Say "Pienus."
3. First We have to Learn to Love Ourselves
4. Springtime
Act II: Urbia
5. Big Girl on Campus
6. Albino
7. The Prophet Needs the Boys' Room
8. A Little Bit of Mania
9. Non-equity
10. Barrel of Laugh
11. Coyote Really is Ugly
Act III: Hombres
12. The Actors
13. The Clown
14. The Janitor
15. Love at First Site
Acti IV: Orthopedics
16. Excuse Me, mis
17. People are Aunappealing
Act V: Antichrist
18. The Days Inn Madrid
Authors & Contributors edit
- Sara Barron (Author)
First Edition edit
Original Language: English
Publisher: Three Rivers Press
Country: Add the country of publication.
Publication Date: March 10, 2009
ISBN: 0307382451
Page Count: 224
Publisher: Three Rivers Press
Country: Add the country of publication.
Publication Date: March 10, 2009
ISBN: 0307382451
Page Count: 224
Classification edit
- Library of Congress: Add the Library of Congress Classification.
- Dewey: 792.7028092
Notes for Parents edit
Reading Level: Add the suggested reading level for this book.This book contains some curse words and tales of a sexual content.
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