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Description
Maybe it was the Shenanigans gift certificate that put her over the edge. When children's librarian and self-professed nice girl Jane Jameson is fired by her beastly boss and handed twenty-five dollars in potato skins instead of a severance check, she goes on a bender that's sure to become... read more
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Cast of Characters/Important People
- Jane Enid Jameson: Main Character, Has a Masters in Library Science, 27 years old, Vampire
- Mrs. Stubblefield: Head Librarian
- Gabriel Nightengale: Vampire, Jane's Sire
- Bud McElray: Add a description of this character.
- Zeb: Janes Best Friend before and after death, Kindergarten Teacher
- Aunt Jettie Belle Early: Janes great aunt
- Grandma Ruthie: Jane's Grandmother, Jettie's sister
- Missy Houston: Part of the Newly Undead Welcoming Committee, Real Estate Agent
- Jenny: Jane's sister, Married to Kent with two kids: Andrew & Bradley
- John & Sherry: Jane's Parents
- Andrea Byrne: Freelance blood surrogate, AB-
- Walter: Vampire
- Richard Allan Cheney: Vampire, Old "friend" of Gabriel's
- Council Memebers: Peter Crown, Waco Marchand, Sophie, Ophelia Lambert
- Jolene
Memorable Quotes
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“Wal-Mart started selling"Vampire Home Defense Kit's," including holy water, crosses, stakes, mallets, and a book of quick blessings to bar vampires from your door. The fact that these kits were generally useless didn't bother me nearly as much as the idea of holy water being sold at Wal-Mart.”
Jane -
“The love of a good woman can save a man,"... " Or it can drive him to fits of unspeakable madness.”
Gabriel -
“Note to self: Try to stop reacting to surprises like a cartoon character.”
Jane -
“Anyone can show up for stuff like graduations and birthdays. Only the people who truly love you will help you move.”
Jane -
“I may be dead, but I'm still me.”
Aunt Jettie -
“She was like a greedy ninja.”
Jane (about her sister, Jenny) -
“We're writing a vampire children's book. See Dick and Jane Bite.”
Richard (Dick)
First Sentence
I've always been a glass-half-full kind of girl.
Table of Contents
Series
This is book 1 in the Jane Jameson series.
Authors & Contributors
- Molly Harper (Author)
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