“a smile is like the sunshine!
it brightens up the day!
it gives the popped out eye a twinkle!
it chases frowns away!
you are a big nose bugger stuck on the soul of my 5 lb high heels that sit in my loser box (aka ugly clothes box). please send your letters to the following adress:
1234 constipation ave
phone number that I GOT IN AMERICA!!! MY DAD ACTUALLY MADE SOME MONEY SO WE COULD TO AMERICA AND SEE THAT THEY HAVE CULTURE WHATSOEVER!
I pooped my pants1 ewwwwww! help me to overcome this challenge. get me a washing machine! or just send a beat up sofa in the mail for my new toilet.
love, cherry van hugo
president of the ant hill smashers
PS: don't forget to brush your teeth
PSS: I don't need the sofa anymore... i'm constipated. :(”