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Immortality bites— new from the author of Accidentally Dead and The Accidental Werewolf . Wanda Schwartz is raking in the dough selling Bobbie-Sue Cosmetics—and she’s a pro at recruiting new sales women . So, she’s shocked when a man comes to one of her in-home parties—a very hot man.... read more
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“Wanda shrugged her shoulders as if Marty were in the room with her, averting her eyes to her carefully planned weenies in a blanket. “What if I told you I was off wonking my next door neighbor Harry Stein all afternoon, and we got so jiggy—because, as you know, it’s been a long dry season for me since my divorce—that I blew you guys off for some white-hot sex?” Take that from good old, predictable, list-making Wanda, why don’t ya? Marty’s laughter tinkled, bouncing off the pristine white walls of Wanda’s kitchen. “I’d laugh and laugh, and then I’d tell you to cut the delusional crap and tell me what’s going on.” No one was going to make this easy, were they? She needed to buy herself some time, so she could talk to Nina and Marty at her own speed. “Why couldn’t it have been that I was having freaky, sweaty, hot sex? I like sex just as much as you and Nina, and you guys are always having sex since you hooked up with Keegan and Greg. All I hear about is the incredible sex you crazy paranormals have. Well, maybe today I was having average old human sex. Whaddya think about that? Sex is good. Well, maybe not as good as it could have been had I had it with someone who knew what he was doing with his man-tool for half my adult life. My ex is a podiatrist, but I just know having sex, any kind of sex, is good. So how do you know that’s not what I was doing?” Marty coughed on a chuckle. “Because you don’t have sex, Wanda, except for whatever you read in those romance novels. If you were having sex, you’d have told us, because both Nina and I know that eye roll you give us whenever we talk about our sex lives. It means you’re not having any, and hearing about ours makes you want to puke.” Wanda scoffed. “I don’t either want to puke, and maybe that’s all changed due to the hotness of Harry Stein.” “Harry Stein is eighty if he’s a day, Wanda.” “So, maybe we use Viagra. A lot of it.” “Yeah, and maybe those white socks he wears with his sandals are an über turn-on, too.””
Wana and Marty
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Series
This is book 3 in the Accidental Friends series.
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- Dakota Cassidy (Author)
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