The Accidental Human (2009) (edit title/settings)

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• Wanda Schwartz: A women with an A type personality. She is always making lists and has everything planned out. She is typically the peace keeper between her two friends Nina and Marty. Still recovering from a rough divorce with her ex who cheated on her she is nervous to get involved again and hasn't had a relationship since. Wanda after the divorce started selling Bobby-Sue Cosmetics and quickly went up the ranks. In this book she learns that she was diagnosed with a teminal illness.
• Heathcliff Jefferson: A hunky guy, who to Wanda's suprise responds to an ad placed in the newspaper to sell Bobby-Sue Cosmetics under Wanda's tutalige. Not only is he a killer with the ladies but he is also excellent at selling makeup, with great ideas. He's got a mysterious past but then again who doesn't.
• Nina Blackman-Statleon: Wanda's best friend. Nina was another recruit by Marty to Bobby-Sue. As learned in a previous book (Accidentally Dead) Nina was truned into a vampire accidentally by her now life mate Greg.
• Marty Flaherty: Wanda's best friend. Marty recruited Wanda to Bobby-Sue. As leaned in a previous book (Accidental Warewolf) Marty was turned into a warewolf by her now husband Keegan accidentally.
• Archibald: Heath's manservent who has been with him through thick and thin.
• Greg Statleon: Nina's life mate. Greg is a vampire.
• Keegan Flaherty: Marty's husband. Keegan is a warewolf.

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• “Wanda shrugged her shoulders as if Marty were in the room with her, averting her eyes toher carefully planned weenies in a blanket. “What if I told you I was off wonking mynext door neighbor Harry Stein all afternoon, and we got so jiggy—because, as youknow, it’s been a long dry season for me since my divorce—that I blew you guys off forsome white-hot sex?” Take that from good old, predictable, list-making Wanda, whydon’t ya?Marty’s laughter tinkled, bouncing off the pristine white walls of Wanda’s kitchen. “I’dlaugh and laugh, and then I’d tell you to cut the delusional crap and tell me what’s goingon.”No one was going to make this easy, were they? She needed to buy herself some time, soshe could talk to Nina and Marty at her own speed. “Why couldn’t it have been that I washaving freaky, sweaty, hot sex? I like sex just as much as you and Nina, and you guys arealways having sex since you hooked up with Keegan and Greg. All I hear about is theincredible sex you crazy paranormals have. Well, maybe today I was having average oldhuman sex. Whaddya think about that? Sex is good. Well, maybe not as good as it couldhave been had I had it with someone who knew what he was doing with his man-tool forhalf my adult life. My ex is a podiatrist, but I just know having sex, any kind of sex, isgood. So how do you know that’s not what I was doing?”Marty coughed on a chuckle. “Because you don’t have sex, Wanda, except for whateveryou read in those romance novels. If you were having sex, you’d have told us, becauseboth Nina and I know that eye roll you give us whenever we talk about our sex lives. Itmeans you’re not having any, and hearing about ours makes you want to puke.”Wanda scoffed. “I don’t either want to puke, and maybe that’s all changed due to thehotness of Harry Stein.”“Harry Stein is eighty if he’s a day, Wanda.”“So, maybe we use Viagra. A lot of it.”“Yeah, and maybe those white socks he wears with his sandals are an über turn-on, too.””

  Wana and Marty

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Preceded by Accidentally Dead, and followed by Accidentally Demonic.

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1. Dakota Cassidy (Author)

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• Library of Congress: PS3603.A8685 A64 2009
• Dewey: 813.6

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Sexually explicit material.

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• Books › Romance › Vampires
• Books › Science Fiction & Fantasy

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