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“Aye, they announced you as a bastard. You, sir, are a bastard. And a bastard most unjust to make me die with the foul taste of of truth still on my tongue. Allow me a lie before you strike: You have such kind eyes.”Pocket
“" 'Green eggs, or not green eggs? That is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to eat them in a box, with a fox-' "”
“There's always a ghost in it.”
Oh, we are but soft and squishy bags of mortality rolling in a bin of sharp circumstance, leaking life until we collapse, flaccid, into our own despair.”Highlighted by 59 Kindle customers
Life is loneliness, broken only by the gods taunting us with friendship and the odd bonk.Highlighted by 54 Kindle customers
“Heinous fuckery most foul, lad. Heinous fuckery most foul.”Highlighted by 46 Kindle customers
“Witches,” whispered Kent, paying tribute to the god of all things bloody fucking obvious.Highlighted by 39 Kindle customers
“Y Ddraig Goch ddyry gychwyn.”1Highlighted by 32 Kindle customers
“It is the mark of an educated man, and a tribute to his culture, that he look for precision in a thing only as its nature allows.”Highlighted by 30 Kindle customers
“And you are a tosser,”1Highlighted by 24 Kindle customers
“Ydych chi’n cymryd cerdynnau credid?”2Highlighted by 19 Kindle customers
into a bushel of slippery cofishes.3Highlighted by 16 Kindle customers
laid out with cold pork, the king’s dinner. He was a thin, sickly lad, chosen, no doubt, for his weakness of constitution, and a predisposition toward dropping dead at the slightest provocation. I liked to tell him my troubles, sure that they would not travel far. “Does this look poisoned to you?”Highlighted by 14 Kindle customers
Cast of Characters
The Stage
Act I
Act II
Act III
Act IV
Intermission
Act V
You Cheeky Git - An Author's Note
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