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Johnny Crow
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  • Rated 1 stars

The worst writing I have ever come across, including religious tracts or horribly misspelled pizza fliers left on your door or even an essay written by a 4th grader who is half retarded and is below grade level.

I have attempted to read these but now I wish I had those hours back in my life. It is reminiscent of watching an infomercial for hours not buying anything (because its all crap) when you should have been enjoying life or doing something 5x more fun, like doing taxes.

I love books, writing and the idea of sharing knowledge. I have never believed a book should be destroyed or thrown away, but this is by far the closest I have ever come to using a book as tinder for starting a fire.

Johnny Crow wrote this review Saturday, August 29, 2009.
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Comments

  • Nidnoi

    Nidnoi

    Come on. They're not that bad =/

    posted 3 years ago.
  • Lyrio Lefaye

    Lyrio Lefaye

    I agree.

    posted 3 years ago.
  • Silver H

    Silver H

    thank you for the idea ]] [[ ]] hmmm burning it....hmmm.... -hand reaches for book- ...

    posted 3 years ago.
  • @$h!3y $u$@n@ F@$1©k ( U$@d3!)

    @$h!3y $u$@n@ F@$1©k ( U$@d3!)

    You r so rude they r great books my momma all wayz told me if u hve nothin nice 2 say don't say anything at all. Those are words 2 live by learn it JERKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    posted 3 years ago.
    • Xzavier C

      Xzavier C

      1.If this rule was true, there would be no need for politics, or war. Sadly, both still exist, and theres no way to stop negativity.
      2. You contradicted yourself, by calling him a jerk, so you donn`t have anything nice to say either.

      posted 2 years ago.
  • Ellie M

    Ellie M

    You’re Funny! Maybe you are not quite the target audience?

    posted 3 years ago.
  • Estelle B

    Estelle B

    It seems I have found someone intelligent reviewing this book. I think that if teenage girls could see past the hormones in this story they would see that the writing is sub-par at best, there is no depth to the plot, and the relationship is, in fact, abusive. Thank you for providing some perspective to potential readers who would otherwise only see "OOoooooh! OMG IT WUZ UMAZIN!" as a reading recommendation.

    posted 3 years ago.
    • Xzavier C

      Xzavier C

      exactly. Not only that, but these books totally ruined vampires for me. I can never look at my copy of Bram Stoker`s Dracula without remembering these poor [for lack of a better word] excuses for literature.

      posted 2 years ago.