Quentin Jacobsen has spent a lifetime loving the magnificently adventurous Margo Roth Spiegelman from afar. So when she cracks open a window and climbs back into his life--dressed like a ninja and summoning him for an ingenious campaign of revenge--he follows. After their all-nighter ends... read more
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Starred Review. Grade 9 Up—Quentin Jacobsen, 17, has been in love with his next-door neighbor, Margo Roth Spiegelman, for his entire life. A leader at their Central Florida high school, she has carefully cultivated her badass image. Quentin is one of the smart...
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“What a treacherous thing it is to believe that a person is more than a person.”
“Maybe it’s more like you said before, all of us being cracked open. Like, each of us starts out as a watertight vessel. And these things happen- these people leave us, or don’t love us, or don’t get us, or we don’t get them, and we lose and fail and hurt one another. And the vessel starts to crack open in places. And I mean, yeah, once the vessel cracks open, the end becomes inevitable… But there is all this time between when the cracks start to open up and when we finally fall apart. And it’s only in that time that we can see one another, because we see out of ourselves through our cracks and into others through theirs. When did we see each other face-to-face? Not until you saw into my cracks and I saw into yours. Before that, we were just looking at ideas of each other, like looking at your window shade but never seeing inside. But once the vessel cracks, the light can get in. The light can get out.”Margo Roth Speigelman
“I hope I get pulled over. I'd like to see how the cop responds to a black man wearing a Confederate T-shirt over a black dress.”Radar
“I have a lot of anger right now! I was enjoying punching that guy! I want to go back to puching that guy!”Ben
“IT'S NOT MY FAULT MY PARENTS OWN THE LARGEST COLLECTION OF BLACK SANTAS!”Radar
“Yeah. I'm a big believer in random capitalization. The rules of capitalization are so unfair to the words in the middle of a sentence.”Margo Roth Speigelman
“We bring the f****** rain, Q. Not the scattered showers.”Margo Roth Speigelman
“Everybody, hey, shut up, hold on, shut up-- QUENTIN JACOBSEN IS INSIDE MY PHONE!”Ben
“'NOOOO! Booooo. Booo on Quentin. Hey, everybody! Boooo Quentin!' And then I was booed. 'Everybody's drunk. Ben drunk. Lacey drunk. Radar drunk. Nobody drive. Home by six. Promised mom. Boo, sleepy Quentin! Yay, Designated Driver! YESSSS!'”Ben
“It's a penis, in the same sense that Rhode Island is a state: it may have an illustrious history, but it sure isn't big.”Margo Roth Speigelman
“Those of us who frequent the band room have long suspected that Becca maintains her lovely figure by eating nothing but the souls of kittens and the dreams of impoverished children.”Quentin
“I shaved this morning for precisely that reason. I was like, 'Well, you never know when someone is going to clamp down on your calf and try to suck out the snake poison.'”Margo Roth Speigelman
“Nothing ever happens like you imagine it will...But then again, if you don't imagine, nothing ever happens at all.”
“Here's what's not beautiful about it: from here, you can tell what the place really is. You see how fake it all is. It's not even hard enough to be made out of plastic. It's a paper town. I mean look at all those cul-de-sacs, those streets that turn in on themselves, all the houses that were built to fall apart. All the paper people living in their paper houses, burning the future to stay warm. All the paper kids drinking beer some bum bought for them at the paper convenience store. Everyone demented with the mania of owning things. All the things paper-thin and paper-frail. And all the people, too. I've lived here for eighteen years and I have never once in my life come across anyone who cares about anything that matters.”Margo Roth Speigelman
“That's always seemed so ridiculous to me, that people would want to be around someone because they're pretty. It's like picking your breakfast cereals based on color instead of taste.”Margo Roth Speigelman
“It's true Q. Your grandma loves the brothers.”Radar
“You will go to the paper towns and you will never come back.”
“And now life has become the future. Every moment of your life is lived for the future--you go to high school so you can go to college so you can get a good job so you can get a nice house so you can afford to send your kids to college so they can get a nice house so they can afford to send their kids to college.”Margo Roth Speigelman
“Tonight, darling, we are going to right a lot of wrongs. And we are going to wrong some rights. The first shall be last; the last shall be first; the meek shall do some earth-inheriting. But before we can radically reshape the world, we need to shop.”Margo Roth Speigelman
“What happens in the band room stays in the band room.”Quentin
“Bat mitzvah money, bitch.”Margo Roth Speigelman
“Rader rolled his eyes. "Yeah, I always find myself questioning the way I imagine my myths when I'm eating my lucky charms every morning with a godda**ed black Santa spoon"”Rader
“Margo was not a miracle. She was not an adventure. She was not a fine and precious thing. She was a girl.”Q
“I didn’t need you, you idiot. I picked you. And then you picked me back.”Margo Roth Speigelman
“The town was paper, but the memories were not.”
“Eat it, goblin! Eat it like Zeus ate Metis!”Ben
“Talking to a drunk person was like talking to an extremely happy, severely brain-damaged three-year-old.”Quentin
“I wanted to stop peeing but couldn't, of course. Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop once you start.”Quentin
“Take it and use the Power of the Tiny Winky wisely.”Margo Roth Spiegelman
“...as long as I wasn't ritually decapitating gerbils or urinating on my own face, she figured I was a success.”Quentin
“Holy shitstickers”Ben
“RHAPAW ran not on gasoline, but on the inexhaustible fuel of human hope. You would sit on the blistering hot vinyl seat and hope she would start, and then Ben would turn the key and the engine would turn over a couple of times, like a fish on land making its last, meager, dying flop. And then you would hope harder, and the engine would turn over a couple more times. You hoped some more, and it would finally catch.”Quentin
“Everything's uglier up close”Margo
“Come here you little bastard. Daddy's gonna put you on a sailboat across the River styxDid you just use Greek Mythology to talk trash?”Ben and Q
“"I actually think Ben's tongue is like sunscreen. It's good for your health and should be applied liberally" Lacey"I just threw up in my mouth" Radar"Lacey, You just kinda took away my will to go on" Q"I wish I could stop imagining that" Radar"The very Idea is so offensive that it's actually illegal to say the words 'Ben Starling's tongue' on television" Q"The penalty for volating that law s either ten years in prison or one Ben starling Tongue bath" Radar"Everyone" Q"Chooses" Radar"Prison" everyone”
“Your ability to not lose your virginity s an inspiration to us all.”Ben Starling
Prologue
PART ONE: The Strings
1. The longest day of my life
2. I swiveled around
3. The thing about Margo Roth Spiegelman
4. We were driving
5. "Part Six,"
6. Tourists never go to downtown Orlando
7. Sitting in the minivan
8. Well, first off
9. We bought dish towels
PART TWO: The Grass
1. I'd been asleep
2. Margo left often enough
3. Every morning
4. We didn't have a view
5. Monday morning
6. After parking in my driveway,
7. Tuesday evening,
8. Mom came into my room
9. We walk around
10. Ben and Radar
11. The next morning at school
12. As I pulled into the minimall parking lot
13. In my dream
14. I slept for a few hours
15. Even though we had a week before finals
16. The clock was always punishing
17. The moment Mom got home
18. I woke up with the sunlight
19. After three long hours alone
20. All night Wednesday
PART THREE: The Vessel
The First Hour
Hour Two
Hour Three
Hour Four
Hour Five-----Hour 21
Agloe
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