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How to Build a Robot Army (edit title/settings)

Tips on Defending Planet Earth Against Alien Invaders, Ninjas, and Zombies

by Daniel H. Wilson (Author) (edit contributors)

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Defend yourself—and your planet—against the onslaught of evil at your door. It goes without saying that robots kill. They hunt, swarm, and fire lasers from their eyes. They even beat humans at chess. So who better to stand with us when the real villains arrive? Movies instruct us that,... read more

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  • “A well-balance combination of robots, humans, and slightly robotic humans constitutes our best defense--no matter what monstrous foes those caffeine-addled Hollywood screenwriters concoct.”

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We all know that robots are bloodthirsty machines bent on wreaking havoc with humankind.

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Briefing

Crash Course: Robotics

How to Befriend an Unfamiliar Robot

Know Your Ally

Robots in the Home

Domestic Bots

How to Weaponize a Robot Vacuum

Robot Pets

How to Use a Pet Robot to Terrorize Your Enemies

Unmanned Ground Vehicles

How to Convert Your Car Into an Unmanned Ground Vehicle

Robots in the Laboratory

Micro-Robots

How to Supercharge Your Body with Micro-Robots

Humanoid Robots

How to Keep a Sexy Fembot Fit for Battle

Robot Bugs

How to Deploy Spying Robot Bugs

Shape-Changing Robots

How to Hunt an Enemy with a Modular Robot

Robots on the Battlefield

Auto-Guns

How to Mount an Auto-Gun

Micro Air Vehicles

How to Perform Recon with an Aerial Drone

Autonomous Underwater Vehicles

How to Secure a Bay with Autonomous Underwater Vehicles

Exoskeletons

How to Operate a Military-Grade Exoskeleton

Build a Robot Army

Gather Robot Materials

How to Harden a Robot Against EMP Attack

Ride Mechanized Cavalry

How to Operate a Walker

Train Robot Troops

How to Train a Servant Robot for Hand-to-Hand Combat

Form a Team

How to Mount a Team Attack

Command a Robot Squad

How to Command Robot Minions in Battle

Robots vs. the Universe

How to Thwart an Alien Invasion

How to Slay a Vampire Clan

How to Repel Godzilla

How to Eradicate a Werewolf Infestation

How to Hunt a Great White Shark

How to Stop a Rogue Asteroid

How to Neutralize a Ninja

How to Explore Mummy-Infested Territory

How to Weather a Pirate Attack

How to Decimate a Zombie Horde

How to Invade Hollywood, California--with Robots!

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  1. Daniel H. Wilson (Author)

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Page Count: 176

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