We really hope you don't get a pernicious pink slip, but just in case you do we whipped up Whiskey-Pissing Unicorns: How to Lose or Quit Your Job and Become a Badass Writer. Better snag a copy before you actually get started as a full-time writing couch pilot.
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CHAPTER 1: Introduction
CHAPTER 2. Kick Out the Fucking Window: Sonja's Story
CHAPTER 3. Organize a Unicorn Chase: Lisa's Story
CHAPTER 4. Do You Really Wanna Be an Ink-slave? Three Questions and One (Sneaky-ass) Trick to Help You Decide
CHAPTER 5. A Rather Embarrassing Look at a Day In the Life of a Full-Time, Working-From-Home Writer (Two, Actually)
CHAPTER 6. Our Pie-In-The-Sky Advice For How You Should Do It (Even Though We Didn't Do It This Way)
CHAPTER 7. Sources of Revenue for Badass Non-Fiction Writers
CHAPTER 8. Writing Work That Does NOT Provide Revenue for Non-Fiction Writers
CHAPTER 9. Sources of Revenue for Badass Fiction Writers
CHAPTER 10. Non-Writing Things Fiction Writers Can Get Paid For
CHAPTER 11. The Best and Worst Things About Being a Full-Time Freelance Writer
CHAPTER 12. How to Make Fear Your Bitch
CHAPTER 13. Write Every Day With Less Fuckery: How to Increase Your Discipline and Productivity
CHAPTER 14. Your Badass Writer Check Sheets (And a Necessary Limerick)
CHAPTER 15. Go Ponies, Go!
Preceded by Bagels, Dirty Limericks, and Martinis: The Badass Guide to Writing Your First Book (Badass Writing), and followed by Vampires and Tantric Sex: How to Publish Your Book Like a Bona Fide Badass (Badass Writing).
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